Translation form German please ?

[Big Matt]

Can someone pleas translate this advert for me from fleabay
Chiptuning Audi 200/S2/S4/S6/RS2 20V turbo (8039633593)

Are thy selling generic chips or the programs ?(forgive my ignorance or only knowing English)

[rotoryboy]

Software optimization/Chiptuning AUDI 2,2 20v turbo

The subject of this auction is a Tuningchip(satz), which is offered for the self exchange against the original Motorchip(satz) in your engine expensive equipment. The chip set is dispatched ready to be installed by DHL or DPD to you. All necessary engine characteristic diagrams are optimized in such a way by us, which remains available still sufficient security reserves for the respective engine. Their vehicle remains fully diagnosticable and all original notlaufeigenschaften remains. The Tuningchip behaves perfectly neutral with that OUTER ONES and in the customer service. Usually with our Tuningchips with same driving fashion a fuel economy by 0,5-1L are reached.

We offer a professional installation service to you by post office. For this you send us your controller and we take over the installation. The installation takes place in this case depending upon controller by means of soldering work (optional with gesockeltem installation) and/or direct software bringing via diagnose plug. Locally a service is 2 times possible for partners per month at a company. Surcharge for both versions amounts to 99,00€.


Purchase completion
After auction end you communicate to us please whether you wish an installation service or accomplish the installation. Likewise you divide us please its vehicle specifications (model, Bj...) as well as the complete controller number also. You keep a E-Mail subsequently, from us, with our bank data and the amount which can be transferred. After your payment was received with us, your chip set is provided and/or your controller modified and afterwards as fast as possible to you dispatches. Controllers are usually modified on einlieferungstag and dispatched naturally also on the same day again to you.
Cash on delivery possibility: They return immediately after purchase of the chip their controller to us, we send back it after the optimization by surname to you.

Payment & dispatch
Payment possible by transfer or PayPal. Dispatch after receipt. No additional Ebay fees. Of course you get a calculation with proven VAT on your names. Please you use eBay the purchase completion after auction end.


Forwarding expenses

within Germany:
- as insured package: 7,50€
- as MaxiBrief by writings: 4,50€
within Europe:
- as insured package: 17,50€
- as MaxiBrief by writings: 4,50€
Dispatch world-wide possible. Outside of Europe ask inquiries!


Please you examine all controller data before you their requirement deliver, it take place no conversion. All Tuningchips is examined before distribution for 100% operability. The Tuningchips is delivered without doing V appraisals.


With questions or ambiguity you take up please contact with us!
Info. Hotline: 0177/4013059 (on Mondays - On Fridays 10-19.00Uhr, Saturday 10-13.00Uhr)

Please you consider also our further offers.

[Big Matt]

Thanks for that.

What do you think, to cheep or good to be true?

[rotoryboy]

Thanks for that.

What do you think, to cheep or good to be true?

Personally I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole that someone else owned. We have all seen to many engines go 'bang' 'cos of these type of chips. Get a re-map or a generic chip off one of the lads on here. You will have comeback and a recommend is worth its weight. HTH