Sorry if some have heard this but this really made me laugh.
It was the birthday of a really nice Irish guy, so his wife decides she's really going to give him a nice surprise and treat that evening when he got home from work.
She went out and bought some sexy underwear and dolled herself up to the eyeballs.
WHen her husband got home, there she was lying on the couch. SHe hitched her skirt up exposing her crotchless knickers and said
"I've been thinking about you while I was waitng for you to get home and what I would do to you. Now I am all wet and horny. Do you want to lick it"?
Staring at her wetness he replied "F**K Off! Look what it's done to your knickers!
Cheers
Chris
It was the birthday of a really nice Irish guy, so his wife decides she's really going to give him a nice surprise and treat that evening when he got home from work.
She went out and bought some sexy underwear and dolled herself up to the eyeballs.
WHen her husband got home, there she was lying on the couch. SHe hitched her skirt up exposing her crotchless knickers and said
"I've been thinking about you while I was waitng for you to get home and what I would do to you. Now I am all wet and horny. Do you want to lick it"?
Staring at her wetness he replied "F**K Off! Look what it's done to your knickers!
Cheers
Chris
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