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  • rotoryboy
    S2Forum Possessed
    • May 2004
    • 3281
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    It's Friday

    A bit of Friday fun

    How dodgy are you

    Mine was:

    Crooked
    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000
    Mark

    Race Clio RS197

    S2 Coupe ABY (Green) - RIP
    S2 Coupe ABY (Blue) - Sold
  • Jamo
    Retired OG Mod
    • Mar 2004
    • 21750
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    You must be one dodgy geezer Mark!

    Not me though

    Dodgy

    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £2000

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    • fidoe
      S2Forum Fanatic
      • Mar 2006
      • 75
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      it seems i am tame by comparison...

      Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

      Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

      Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £4500
      95 ABY Coupe...back on the road with new engine/oil cooler and bonnet!

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      • Jas11n
        S2Forum Zealot
        • Jan 2004
        • 5067
        • Country: England

        #4
        Downright Nasty:

        You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

        Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

        Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
        Of course I could have been a little biased towards the "yes" button

        I really got the same as Jamo.
        2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
        2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
        1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)

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        • Jamo
          Retired OG Mod
          • Mar 2004
          • 21750
          • Country: United Kingdom

          #5
          Here's S4Miss analysis

          Angel
          Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

          Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

          Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0


          YEH RIGHT!

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          • Sweeper
            S2Forum Extremist
            • Jul 2003
            • 1317
            • Country: Latvia

            #6
            Hm :

            Years in prison: 91 Potential fine: Ј9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
            Vadim.

            New engine (mechanical PKM head) , Alcon 332mm brakes , Pauter rods , Mahle pistons, GT30R , kw v2 sucpension , new exhaust. 608HP. For SALE !

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            • Greg_S
              Administrator
              • Jul 2003
              • 12430
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              26.5 for me, not too bad
              Greg

              S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

              '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

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              • Markarina
                S2Forum Maniac
                • Mar 2006
                • 511
                • Home: United Kingdom Current: Switzerland

                #8
                Dubious

                Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

                Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

                Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000

                Guess I'm too much of a nice guy

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                • Crawford_S2
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1555
                  • Home: Scotland Current: England

                  #9
                  Hmmmm 34 years and £7000 might do it again, perhaps i misread the questions
                  Ragusa Coupe gone!
                  sigpic
                  VW T4 Multivan. TSW Holstens hiding in the garage for the winter.
                  VW Mk1 Caddy pickup, modded or "ruined"
                  vw T5 Kombi. In the process of being "ruined"

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                  • A1QSHIP
                    S2Forum Maniac
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 975
                    • Country: United States

                    #10
                    Scoundrel
                    More than just a bit naughty-you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate-that's if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you,re a bad person, they,re wrong. You are.
                    Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: 9500
                    Ha! They will NEVER find the evidence and the statue of limitations has run out on all the other crimes!
                    "Nulla tenaci invia est via"

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                    • B16 UGG
                      S2Forum Enthusiast
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 112
                      • Country: Scotland

                      #11
                      27 years and £7000 not bad for an old bloke

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                      • Azman
                        S2Forum Possessed
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 3205
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #12
                        97 Years and £7K fine - I must have been a bad boy in the past, well of to yourk to shoot some scots!!! (only joshing boys)
                        Dark Grey Avant
                        RS2 FARB
                        Powerflex Front wishbone bushes
                        Alloy Subframe Bushes

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                        • Haggis
                          S2Forum Buff
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 30
                          • Home: Scotland Current: England

                          #13
                          Scoundrel
                          More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

                          Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

                          Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

                          Sounds a bit harsh to me - and what did I admit to to get the death penalty?
                          Note to self: always wear running shoes and drive a fast getaway car - got one of those covered!!
                          Its not how many horses you have, its how you ride 'em that counts :mischeif:

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                          • kingos2
                            S2Forum Enthusiast
                            • May 2005
                            • 129
                            • Home: England Current: Germany

                            #14
                            dodgy

                            73 years in prison pounds in fines: 4500 good job i never got caught no wounder i own an s2 avant at 24 there not cheap you know, never keyed a car though that just bad manner's! someone keyed my bonnet i'll do life if i ever catch them.

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                            • Graham
                              S2Forum Extremist
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1622
                              • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

                              #15
                              100.7 years, no fines an i am crooked --bad back from workin under the S2 has made me a bit crooked
                              Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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