Serious Virus Warning!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (W.O.R.K.).
If you receive W.O.R.K. from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K. put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (W.I.N.E.). Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K. has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and W.O.R.K. is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (B.E.E.R.) may be substituted for W.I.N.E. but may require a more generous application.
Happy Easter!
If you receive W.O.R.K. from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K. put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (W.I.N.E.). Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K. has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and W.O.R.K. is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (B.E.E.R.) may be substituted for W.I.N.E. but may require a more generous application.
Happy Easter!
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