Joke for Scotland Supporters

[Sidspud]

An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to His sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday."

His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?"

Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've Learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and already I hate you English B*****ds!

[S2 Ant]

It is just before a Scotland v Brazil game. Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for
this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland.
They're sh*t and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I
can beat these by myself,you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself
and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few
jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going,
so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A
big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0
(Ronaldino 10 minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is
forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full
time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10
minutes) Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes)". They can't
believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate
Ronaldino. They find him In the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with
his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've
let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all
by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off
after 11 minutes"

[Sidspud]

Ouch!

[hiltoa]

Not usually one for joining in with fellow islander bashing, but a quality repost from Ant!

[Bowlerwell]

lol

[NorrS2]

Newsflash

Rooney has been cleared to play for England in the World Cup following an offer from the FA to give him a Cortisone Injection to help him play....!

Beckham has said "If Rooney is getting a new car.....I want one as well"....!!!!

[B16 UGG]

Brazil Scotland joke

Most excelent joke .My personel favourite scottish joke is .Did your hear about the Scotsman seen running about with his mouth open at Hogmany because someone told him there was a nip in the air