Totally useless Audi joke!

[Coxy]

Probably posted a million times before but still makes me laff!!


Five germans in a Audi Quattro arrive at the German border.The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them "itsa illegala to putta 5 people ina da quattro"
"Vot do you mean illegal?" asks the German driver
"Quattro meansa four " replies the italian offical.
"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the germans says unbelievingly "look at ze dam papers ze car is designed tokarry 5 persons"
"you canta pulla thata one on me " replies the italian customs officer.Quattro meansa four and you have 5-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law"
The german driver replies angrily."you idiot !call your supervisor over.I vant to speak to some one viz more intelligence!"
"sorry" responds the italian officer."he can,ta come ,
He,s a busy witha 2 guys witha FIAT UNO"

[AUDI9020V]

oh dear

[Audilard]

I think it's funny.

[Azman]

one hand funny - other hand dire...

[terrybullwon]

not bad,

[vonbeck]

i dont know heard alot worse and probably told worse to

[mcandmar]

Its better then the four spring joke

[vonbeck]

go on what four spring joke?

[Jamo]

Vonbeck! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The humanity!

please not the fourspring joke, this one was bad enough!

[cochemaniax]

geographic knowledge of europe

Between Germany and Italy is Austria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vonbeck]

yeh go on plleeeaaassse the four springs joke go on you know you want to:mischeif:

[SpanishS2Avant]

I am crap at telling jokes which you will see from this

A guy goes into a brothel and asks for a women who doesnt mind kinky stuff.

no somebody else finish it please.

[Jamo]

A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"



"Ah", says the German, "Four-spring duck technique"

[vonbeck]

brill well it made me guffaw