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  • s2munckton
    S2Forum Fanatic
    • Jan 2006
    • 66
    • Country: Australia

    #1

    Strange BMW Driver

    Hi All,
    I thought i would share an experience i had today. I was driving quietly down a 60km/h main st today and a w ank er in an m3 pulled up beside me at the lights. I had my window rolled down and he yelled to me " ONLY TOOLS PUT S BADGES ON AUDI 80s". Needless to say, i droppped the clutch at about 5k and jumped him greatly at the lights. Unfortuatly he turned off at a side street b4 i could give him the big bird.


    I had a chuckle. You guys had this experience?

    R
    Rich aka s2munckton

    94 Audi S2 coupe.
  • Fat Audi 80
    Super Moderator
    • Jan 2004
    • 10547
    • Country: England

    #2
    No I haven't, but it IS a shame he didn't have to pull up at the next set of lights so that you could say:

    "No, real tools drive BMW's and talk out of their arses..."

    Glad to hear you dropped him.

    Cheers,

    Steve.
    The Perfectionist
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    Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.

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    • AUDI9020V
      S2Forum Maniac
      • Sep 2005
      • 653
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      the only thing i would do to a bmw it s**t in it then push it off a cliff.can we not talk about bmws please
      1990 100 2.2 10vqt 82k miles(now dead)
      1990 90 2.3 20v 166k miles
      1988 90 2.0 10v 181k miles
      oh and a polo for work.

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      • stroker
        S2Forum Fanatic
        • Jul 2006
        • 57
        • Country: United States

        #4
        Great story Rich...as was said the only thing that would have been better was if he continued to the next light with you..but he peeled of with his Arss between his rear bumper!

        I'm sorry but I got a fondness for hateing BMW's
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        thanx
        Ron
        90 CQ 2.6l 20vt stroker project...sikRs2
        91 v8q 5spd DTM project
        91 200 20v
        93 v8q 4.2 "Der Green Monster"

        90 v8q not stock..Urs8 gone but not forgoten :-(

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        • jimboyss2
          S2Forum Buff
          • Dec 2005
          • 42
          • Country: England

          #5
          well done! i love that feeling of beating to ss er s off the lights and they just dont know what an s2 can do..........i had an evo at the lights a while ago, but it was a test drive for me cause i had just fixed it but was confident in the car.... but the lights went green, i floored it and the car cut out as i jubile clip came loose on the intake side.. ****** i looked stupid.. just wait till next time evoooo!

          is it just me, or is it when your in your wifes car you come accross loads of nice cars that are just waiting to be beaten, but you dont have the S2, when you do theres no one around..
          Im not perfect, but my dog loves me!

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          • Fat Audi 80
            Super Moderator
            • Jan 2004
            • 10547
            • Country: England

            #6
            Originally posted by jimboyss2
            is it just me, or is it when your in your wifes car you come accross loads of nice cars that are just waiting to be beaten, but you dont have the S2, when you do theres no one around..
            Yes! Me too...
            The Perfectionist
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            Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.

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            • urquattro-island
              S2Forum Extremist
              • Mar 2006
              • 1915
              • Home: Norway Current: Iceland

              #7
              good

              nice to hear this, B roken M etallic W aste is not a nice vehicle
              japanischer industriabfall nein danke!!
              www.rackeltrim.se Icelandic Division

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              • mcandmar
                S2Forum Zealot
                • Apr 2004
                • 5118
                • Country: Ireland

                #8
                LOL priceless
                91CQ20v - Gone to a new home
                93UR-S4 - The Magic Carpet
                94S2Bus - The Emerald Express

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                • Chris5044
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 1663
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #9
                  if it makes you feel any better ... i had a brilliant drive yesterday evening...

                  I chased a crysler crossfire up a strip and backed off then power down and still kept creeping up to his bumper ... so really chuffed

                  then at lights gave him a thumbs up... lol ..

                  ps: in the evening cool air my dv seems to sound louder ... I got a few looks hehe lol

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                  • s2driveruk
                    Super Moderator
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 12696
                    • Country: England

                    #10
                    LOL...if i ever get a comment from a beemer driver, i just say yeah, see you chose something original then...a 3/5 series, i mean, rare as..
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                    1992 3b S2 Coupe

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                    • kriswithak
                      S2Forum Enthusiast
                      • May 2005
                      • 196
                      • Home: England

                      #11
                      one that really annoys 3-Series drivers: "nice Mondeo".

                      http://forum.funk-hq.com | http://www.no-rice.com
                      twolitreturbooctaviavrs - '07 Skoda Octavia vRS - E.R.V.
                      It might not be a 5 pot or an S2... but at least I have a 20v Turbo in my life again.

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                      • AUDI9020V
                        S2Forum Maniac
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 653
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #12
                        now bmw had a m3 out ages ago now this little puppy had a dogleg gearbox,i do have to say that was a right car.main thing is it was different.
                        ok we go on about bmw being t*ss but the old m3 was mint.
                        1990 100 2.2 10vqt 82k miles(now dead)
                        1990 90 2.3 20v 166k miles
                        1988 90 2.0 10v 181k miles
                        oh and a polo for work.

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                        • AUDI9020V
                          S2Forum Maniac
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 653
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #13
                          quizz time wot was the first even Mpowered car.
                          1990 100 2.2 10vqt 82k miles(now dead)
                          1990 90 2.3 20v 166k miles
                          1988 90 2.0 10v 181k miles
                          oh and a polo for work.

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                          • Nuvo
                            S2Forum Possessed
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 3825

                            #14
                            That would be the M1 I think.

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                            • AUDI9020V
                              S2Forum Maniac
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 653
                              • Country: United Kingdom

                              #15
                              well done nuvo,u win the star prize a speed boat
                              1990 100 2.2 10vqt 82k miles(now dead)
                              1990 90 2.3 20v 166k miles
                              1988 90 2.0 10v 181k miles
                              oh and a polo for work.

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