best man jokes for ross25480

[BrianSmith_S2]

Hi, anyone out there whos had the lovely experience of giving a best man's speech that can give ross25480 any good tips or jokes to spice the speech he's giving this weekend .

cheers

[dan_b]

I could do with some help too, I'm best manning on 1st September (the stag do is this weekend...)!

[s2dude]

Hi, anyone out there whos had the lovely experience of giving a best man's speech that can give ross25480 any good tips or jokes to spice the speech he's giving this weekend .

cheers

This should do it

http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/examples/index.asp

or if you wanna pay a £10er for the privelege!!!!

Go here:

http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/

[Henka]

I'd like to point out that you under no circumstances start joking or implying ANYTHING you ever might have heard/seen/witnessed that in any way will let the bride doubt that he's been totally and utterly devoted to her for all eternity. You all know what chicks are like - put them in a wedding dress and they are even worse. DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING CONCERNING OTHER WOMEN. Don't. Other than that, knock yourself out.

[Graham]

I have been BM 3 times and basically it is the only time you get to publicly rip the ***** out of them infront of their nearest and dearest, keep it clean, just tell them about stupid things they have done, (got drunk and fell asleep in next doors garden, broke his ancle and 3 bones in his foot doing an Elvis impression (That was my mate!!) (Not XXX rated - my cousins best man put picks of him sat naked (******) with loads of lasses around him on his stag night covered in alphabetti spagetti and beans, family were not impressed at all, his missus wasnt too chuffed either.)

[Sidspud]

My best man did a little quip where he said to my wife....

Put your right hand on the table
Now Kenny put your right hand on top
Now Steph, your left hand on top
Kenny - your left hand on top.

There you go - thats the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!

It went down very well!

[Corey]

On the soles of one of my brother's shoes at his wedding we painted (on each shoe) the words "help" "me" so as he knealt down the whole congregation could read it. My family saw the funny side!!!

[Fat Audi 80]

I have done it twice and it is nerve wracking.

Here is my advice

1.) Write the speech out verbatim first, then condense down onto small cards with the opening line of each section and notes. It makes the speech easier to present and you don't look like your reading it.

2.) Alternatively as my Best Men did, prepare a powerpoint presentation and make sure you have a projector and a screen set up at the venue. The best mans speech at my wedding was hilarious as a result. I also saw this done at my cousins and it was brilliant!

3.) As already stated, DO NOT do any bad taste jokes about anyone. Close to the mark is fine though.

4.) Try and be original, the stuff on the internet is crap.

5.) Take your time and enjoy it, it really is great fun once you get over the inital nerves and start to flow....

Cheers,

steve.