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  • spink
    S2Forum Freak
    • Jul 2003
    • 4382
    • Country: England

    #31
    must be getting a dodgy MoT,cant see it passing with those knobjockey bits on the bonnet that block the beam.

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    • Keeper of The Kitten
      S2Forum Fiend
      • Dec 2003
      • 2317
      • Country: England

      #32
      Dog's f*cking dinner!!! Kill!! Kill!! KILL!!!!!!

      __MDC__
      Martin Cutting

      aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

      It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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      • Sidspud
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Jul 2003
        • 1223
        • Home: Scotland Current: United Nations

        #33
        Originally posted by Keeper of The Kitten
        Dog's f*cking dinner!!! Kill!! Kill!! KILL!!!!!!

        __MDC__
        LMAO
        ex '93 Avant owner

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        • Fat Audi 80
          Super Moderator
          • Jan 2004
          • 10547
          • Country: England

          #34
          Originally posted by spink
          must be getting a dodgy MoT,cant see it passing with those knobjockey bits on the bonnet that block the beam.


          That's what I thought. Fugging Muppet!
          The Perfectionist
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          Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.

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          • geryS2
            S2Forum Maniac
            • May 2006
            • 814
            • Home: Belgium Current: Portugal

            #35
            couldn't be more ugly !!
            S2 's and oldtimers

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            • JSnowDude
              S2Forum Buff
              • Jun 2006
              • 30
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #36
              This is westwood...you've been officially pimped! lol What a bag of sh**e

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              • dan_b
                S2Forum Possessed
                • Sep 2003
                • 3670
                • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                #37
                I'm impressed with the amount of detail he gives in the ebay post.

                I'm amazed with how it managed to get through an MOT though with the above already noted lack of windscreen washers, and surely those obscurations on the front lights must be dodgy?

                The side-mount screens must be for when people are looking in to the car through the windows? Very odd!

                Having said all that, I'm feeling distinctly bileous just looking at the thing - need the vomit smiley installed! :bash:

                My last comment, where does a 22 year old get 10k to splash on ruining a car in the first place?


                Hideous hideous hideous. Crushing it will be too good an end for that monstrosity.
                Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...

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                • Crawford_S2
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1555
                  • Home: Scotland Current: England

                  #38
                  I live and work in Hastings and this heap sometimes gets abandoned (or parked,whatever) opposite my work. Been meaning to get a pic for the 'Dude i have fudged up my car' corner but it was always raining or there were witnesses who may have beaten me to a marmite stain for taking an interest in such a pile of shibby!

                  Good post on the bay, might go and look at it for the craic, but i don't think i can without openly vomiting on the poor wretch
                  Ragusa Coupe gone!
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                  VW Mk1 Caddy pickup, modded or "ruined"
                  vw T5 Kombi. In the process of being "ruined"

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                  • Efini
                    S2Forum Enthusiast
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 154
                    • Home: United Kingdom Current: United States

                    #39
                    Vomiting on that "ride" could only improve it, might at least cover some of those cracks in the paint.

                    Someone get a picture of the criminal that did this!

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                    • quattro_king
                      S2Forum Maniac
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 703
                      • Country: Netherlands

                      #40
                      howly sheisse,he truly ruined that car.....i would not even use it for shelter if there is a sandstorm
                      Polarsilber Rs2 1994

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                      • B16 UGG
                        S2Forum Enthusiast
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 112
                        • Country: Scotland

                        #41
                        Know what you mean That colour is just awful

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                        • rs2315
                          S2Forum Maniac
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 867
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #42
                          That reminds me.
                          Must replace empty colemans mustard jar.
                          rs2315.
                          Last edited by rs2315; 22 August 2006, 20:16.
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                          • Chris M
                            S2Forum Extremist
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 1030
                            • Country: United Kingdom

                            #43
                            Poster says it all Go Faster!! Not likely in that piece of cr@p.

                            ''this car has never had a feature'' Ever wondered why, its rubbish!!

                            '' its my totally modified (as far as i know the most modified in the country) Audi coupé'' Yes, in all the wrong ways!!

                            ''Bad-Bits:'' Try the whole car!!

                            Complete waste of 10k and a Coupe.
                            Cheers,

                            Chris

                            Silver S2 Avant : Sold

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                            • Skull
                              S2Forum Possessed
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 3506
                              • Country: Slovenia

                              #44
                              Show car? It shows what???
                              Audi Quattro WR

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                              • Knight Rider S4
                                S2Forum Possessed
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 3541
                                • Country: Scotland

                                #45
                                It show what not to do..

                                The ad does not include the bad bits:
                                Dont drive in the dark you wont see anything
                                Dont drive behind Lorrys as you will be fu**ed to see anything out the windscreen(no washers)
                                You will need sun glasses for the colour and not to be recognised by your mates driving the heap

                                Anymore?
                                93 S2 Avant Parting
                                91 URQ RR
                                02 A4 tdi Avant

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