must be getting a dodgy MoT,cant see it passing with those knobjockey bits on the bonnet that block the beam.
This has to be seen
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Dog's f*cking dinner!!! Kill!! Kill!! KILL!!!!!!
__MDC__Martin Cutting
aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"
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Originally posted by spinkmust be getting a dodgy MoT,cant see it passing with those knobjockey bits on the bonnet that block the beam.

That's what I thought. Fugging Muppet!The Perfectionist
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I'm impressed with the amount of detail he gives in the ebay post.
I'm amazed with how it managed to get through an MOT though with the above already noted lack of windscreen washers, and surely those obscurations on the front lights must be dodgy?
The side-mount screens must be for when people are looking in to the car through the windows? Very odd!
Having said all that, I'm feeling distinctly bileous just looking at the thing - need the vomit smiley installed! :bash:
My last comment, where does a 22 year old get 10k to splash on ruining a car in the first place?
Hideous hideous hideous. Crushing it will be too good an end for that monstrosity.Ex S2 owner, now running around in an A4 Avant quattro...
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I live and work in Hastings and this heap sometimes gets abandoned (or parked,whatever) opposite my work. Been meaning to get a pic for the 'Dude i have fudged up my car' corner but it was always raining or there were witnesses who may have beaten me to a marmite stain for taking an interest in such a pile of shibby!
Good post on the bay, might go and look at it for the craic, but i don't think i can without openly vomiting on the poor wretch
Ragusa Coupe gone!
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howly sheisse,he truly ruined that car.....i would not even use it for shelter if there is a sandstorm
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Poster says it all Go Faster!! Not likely in that piece of cr@p.
''this car has never had a feature'' Ever wondered why, its rubbish!!
'' its my totally modified (as far as i know the most modified in the country) Audi coupé'' Yes, in all the wrong ways!!
''Bad-Bits:'' Try the whole car!!
Complete waste of 10k and a Coupe.Cheers,
Chris
Silver S2 Avant : Sold
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It show what not to do..
The ad does not include the bad bits:
Dont drive in the dark you wont see anything
Dont drive behind Lorrys as you will be fu**ed to see anything out the windscreen(no washers)
You will need sun glasses for the colour and not to be recognised by your mates driving the heap
Anymore?
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