Yup its true. Reading "Clarkson on cars" that came free with TG mag a few issues back. Its a book with all his old columns in the paper and magazines. These abstracts must be from the early 90's...
'Golbal Warming'
"Do please feel free to drool. Last week, as the temperature in Welywn Garden City reached 102 degrees Fahrenheit, I had at my disposal a Lotus Esprit Turbo SE, a BMW 325i convertiablem an Audi Quattro 20-valve turbo mother ****** and a 2-litre Ford Sierra.
'An Able Ford'
"...But all this is by and by because the best bit is that we drove to and from Paris in the most coveted car sold in Britain. It was not, however, a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, as you might imagine, and nor did a flying 'B' embellish the radiator grille. And no, it was not an Audi S2, which as you all should know, is the best car in Britain. I am talking about the Ford Sierra Sapphire 2.0i Ghia, complete with air conditioning and compact disc player."
I can finally now say, with confidence that I would not be ashamed of saying to Clarkson (when he asks the audience pissed off "well what do you drive then?") that I drive an S2!!!!

_phil
'Golbal Warming'
"Do please feel free to drool. Last week, as the temperature in Welywn Garden City reached 102 degrees Fahrenheit, I had at my disposal a Lotus Esprit Turbo SE, a BMW 325i convertiablem an Audi Quattro 20-valve turbo mother ****** and a 2-litre Ford Sierra.
'An Able Ford'
"...But all this is by and by because the best bit is that we drove to and from Paris in the most coveted car sold in Britain. It was not, however, a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, as you might imagine, and nor did a flying 'B' embellish the radiator grille. And no, it was not an Audi S2, which as you all should know, is the best car in Britain. I am talking about the Ford Sierra Sapphire 2.0i Ghia, complete with air conditioning and compact disc player."
I can finally now say, with confidence that I would not be ashamed of saying to Clarkson (when he asks the audience pissed off "well what do you drive then?") that I drive an S2!!!!

_phil
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