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  • jogi730
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Jun 2004
    • 2335
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    Joke

    MAde me chuckle!

    Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
    One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! play a jazz chord!"

    Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The chap jumps out of his seat again and shouts "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

    A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is, dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical expertise. But, still the little Chinese man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

    Stevie is really pissed off now that this chap doesnt seem to appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage " OK
    - smart ****, you get up here and do it".

    The little bloke climbs onto the stage,takes hold of the mike and starts to sing........ ...

    " a jazz chord to say , I ruv you..."

    Cheers
    Chris
    Audi 90 quattro (Typ 85)
    20v turbo conversion

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  • Bibby
    S2Forum Extremist
    • Aug 2004
    • 1043
    • Country: England

    #2
    Been to the museum today Chris?
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    • jogi730
      S2Forum Fiend
      • Jun 2004
      • 2335
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      First time I haeard it and thought would share.... sorry

      Chris

      PS. What's latest on your saga with the car?
      Audi 90 quattro (Typ 85)
      20v turbo conversion

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      • Bibby
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Aug 2004
        • 1043
        • Country: England

        #4
        Still funny.

        Car? Still at QRS. It's ready, just awaiting delivery. Was expecting to see it this weekend, but I didn't...
        acidtrax

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        • Knight Rider S4
          S2Forum Possessed
          • Mar 2005
          • 3541
          • Country: Scotland

          #5
          Looks like someone needs Jesus in there life ............lol......good joke
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          91 URQ RR
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          • Ski
            S2Forum Fiend
            • Jan 2004
            • 2591
            • Home: Poland Current: United Kingdom

            #6
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