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  • KaraK
    S2Forum Addict
    • Feb 2006
    • 328
    • Country: England

    #1

    Recent posts on various car forums...

    Bentley Forum
    - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

    BMW 3 Series Forum
    - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over? It ain't stolen. Innit?

    VW Beetle Forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.

    MX5 forum
    - - - Some !!!!! in a Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics).

    Hilux Forum
    - - - MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

    BMW 7 Series Forum
    - - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

    Rover 800 Forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at the bingo.

    Range Rover Forum
    - - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

    Delorean Forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Honda Accord Forum
    - - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18-inch rims.

    Toyota Prius Forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA’s or AA's?

    Ferrari Forum
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche Forum
    - - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car privately?

    Mini Forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

    AC Cobra Forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 Forum
    - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Hummer Forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 10 dead, 24 hurt. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.

    Subaru WRX Forum
    - - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you?

    Mondeo Forum
    - - - Mondeos are the best, prove me wrong!

    Chevy Pick Up Forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of ma truck?

    Supra Forum
    - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Volvo Forum
    - - - What biker? I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, and I didn't mean to hit him.

    Golf GTI Forum
    - - - Do you feel bored at 125mph aswell??

    BMW X5 Forum.
    - - - 32'' Wheels delivered... Can't find tyres to put round them

    Maserati Forum.
    - - - I'll shoot the next person who asks which Vauxhall it is..

    The Alfa 166 Forum:
    - - - "What do you mean by residuals?"

    Ford Probe/Cougar forum :
    - - - Which phone-box are we having our next owners' meeting in?
    Haynes Manual:As described in Chapter 7...

    Translation:That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox.
  • terrybullwon
    S2Forum Zealot
    • Mar 2006
    • 8782
    • Country: England

    #2
    top stuff!
    Chef

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    • Greg_S
      Administrator
      • Jul 2003
      • 12430
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      lol cool
      Greg

      S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

      '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

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      • Nuvo
        S2Forum Possessed
        • Nov 2003
        • 3825

        #4
        Too funny. What do people think would be an comparatively fitting and amusing posting for this forum?

        I'm struggling to come up with some myself at the moment.

        How about:

        "Will these Monster Truck wheels fit the S2?"

        or

        "I have a turbo from a Terex Titan truck, will I need a remap?"
        Last edited by Nuvo; 2 October 2006, 14:07.

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        • Sonic
          Administrator
          • Jul 2006
          • 5514
          • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

          #5
          Go legitimate

          "Clarkson says S2 is best car in britain!"
          S2 PTH
          S2Forum.com Administrator

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          • Rusty
            Super Moderator
            • Jun 2004
            • 18953
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            what about:

            "Where's the nearest Shell garage? I only ever used V power (nee Optimax)"
            Cheers'en, AndyC
            1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss

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            • Nuvo
              S2Forum Possessed
              • Nov 2003
              • 3825

              #7
              Originally posted by Sonic
              Go legitimate

              "Clarkson says S2 is best car in britain!"
              S2 PTH

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              • Sonic
                Administrator
                • Jul 2006
                • 5514
                • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                #8
                Originally posted by Nuvo
                A legitinate post... http://www.s2forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17875
                S2Forum.com Administrator

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                • DAVIDP20V
                  S2Forum Enthusiast
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 165

                  #9
                  Subaru WRX Forum
                  - - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you?
                  sheer class!!!
                  DAVIDP20V - 95' Polar Silver RS2 standard 315 bhp, forge diverter valve, Mark H mod and boost gauge..... and shes for sale.

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                  • curlyks2
                    S2Forum Extremist
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1069
                    • Country: United Kingdom

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nuvo
                    What do people think would be an comparatively fitting and amusing posting for this forum?
                    See this thread

                    Ck.
                    Shocked, exhausted, hosed, bushed, dumped, chipped, mounted, filtered, gauged, packed, intermittantly wiped and braked. I mean broken. Now, about the car...

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                    • Nuvo
                      S2Forum Possessed
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 3825

                      #11
                      Aha! Deja Vu all over again . Uncanny.

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