A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your ***** was chopped
off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The bloke groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be
alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will
work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it
doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".
The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an
inch.
"So the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your
wife. For instance, if you had a five inch one before and you decide
to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a
vital role in helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back
the next day.
"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says
the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?" "She has," says the
bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
The bloke looks up and says "We're getting a new kitchen".
comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your ***** was chopped
off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The bloke groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be
alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will
work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it
doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".
The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an
inch.
"So the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your
wife. For instance, if you had a five inch one before and you decide
to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a
vital role in helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back
the next day.
"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says
the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?" "She has," says the
bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
The bloke looks up and says "We're getting a new kitchen".
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