Bloody speed traps

[s2dude]

While I was driving down the A66 the other day, (going a little faster
than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me
over,walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:

"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to* two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work
side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you
do with a six-foot ****h0le?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge..."

Speeding ticket: £105.00

Penalty Points : 3

Court costs: £45

Look on copper's face: Priceless

[john881000]

[Davidsinclair05]

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[Davidsinclair05]

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