A Valentines Day Adventure aka A comedy of Errors (Long & Rambling)

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  • s2avant
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Jul 2003
    • 2426

    #1

    A Valentines Day Adventure aka A comedy of Errors (Long & Rambling)

    Well what a lovely Valentines Day Carly and myself have just experienced

    We have been in Wales for the past week and decided to go fro a nice walk in the hills to see some waterfalls. It was about 30 miles from the cottage we were staying in so we packed the car up and set off on our way.

    We found the track leading up to the car park where our walk would begin and duly set off up into the forest. About a mile or so up the track during a momentary lapse of concentration there was an almightly bang and the Dag-Dag did a cracking impression of kit from knight rider by leaping up on two wheels and swerving towards the ravine on the opposite side of the track.

    Obviously this was something of a shock so once I'd got him back on all four wheels I thought it best to check the Dag-Dag for possible damage. Carly leapt out and surveyed the nearside front wheel while I wandered around the back to survey the nearside rear. In unison we both announced that wheel is ****ed. Now that presented something of a problem so I crawled up the hill on my two dead wheels to the car park so we could decide on a course of action.

    I duly unpacked the spare wheel and got it fitted on the front so at least we would have some mobility only to find it had a rather large bulge in the sidewall and wouldn't hold more than 25psi. We were miles from civilisation and had no phone signal so calling the RAC proved to be something of a challenge.

    Luckily for us a family had just returned to their car and seeing our predicament kindly offered me a lift out of the forest in a hope of finding a phone. Having located a payphone in the next village I duly phoned the RAC who advised me they wouldn't repair the vehicle as two damaged wheels is classed as an accident I could expect a tow truck to arrive within the hour to take us all the way home. Mmm, I thought, it will interesting to see if a flat bed will fit up that track

    While I was waiting I thought it best to walk back up the hill into the forest to tell Carly the bad/good news as she wasn't going to be pleased about cutting short our holiday even by one night. When I got back to the car and explained the situation Carly's mood become somewhat dark as I had predicted. Not good but luckily I had got her Valentines present in the boot so was able to use that to raise her spirits.

    We waited for just over an hour and sure enough a 6.5tonne flat bed came winding up the track with an extremely helpful gentleman behind the wheel. While loading the car onto the truck we realised that the damage was a bit worse than just the two rims as the front wheels weren't pointing in the same direction, doh. Now came the next problem. The RAC had contracted the truck to pick us up, take us back to the cottage to get our belongings and take us home. This would have been fine had it not been for the fact that the cottage was down a half mile farm track that the flatbed was never going to get down.

    We decided the best option was to return to the garage in Barmouth where the truck had come from and contact the RAC to determine the best course of action. Things took a turn for the better on our arrival at the garage as the RAC agreed that as the truck couldn't get to the cottage then they would allow the recovery to take place the following day at no extra charge. This just left the small problem of getting to the cottage from Barmouth which was a 40 mile journey.

    This is where the garage came to the rescue and said we could hire a car from them for the night to allow us to collect our belongings and then return in the morning to go home. Unfortunately after much searching they couldn't find anything until someone remembered there was a car left on site we could use.

    It was a stunning 5 door 1993 Rover Metro Nightfire Special complete with manual choke.



    Now we weren't in a position to complain nor did we want to as this was a godsend in our current predicament. After a complimentary cup of tea at the garage we duly set of in the metro back to the cottage.

    It was an interesting drive and it took some getting used to a car that had less power than Carly's hairdryer but we made the 40 mile trip in just over an hour. All is well I hear you cry.....

    Not quite, after negotiating our way down the farm track back to the cottage it was then that we realised the cottage keys were still in the Dag-Dag It was about the same time we realised we still had the keys to the Dag-Dag as well so all was not quite lost.

    Back into the Metro and back off to Barmouth we went. Carly was complaining of being rather hungry at this point so after retrieving the cottage keys and dropping off the Dag-Dag keys we went for a lovely Valentines meal of pie and chips with a side of order of bread and butter in the Dolphin Fish Bar in Barmouth. After which we completed the final 40 mile leg back to the cottage for a much needed glass of wine.

    On the whole a different way to spend Valentines Day....

    We went back to the garage in the morning to complete the recovery home.



    I didn't get any pics of the front wheel but it was considerably worse than the rear one:



    As you can see the front wheels don't sit quite right:



    On the plus side as the Dag-Dag is now off the road I have got my S2 back for the weekend



    So onto the main reason for this thread, aside from giving everyone the opportunity to mock my driving, I just wanted to say thanks to all the people who helped out. It goes to show there are still helpful, friendly people in the motor trade who will go beyond what's necessary to help out.

    Gareth at the RAC

    Mr Bradbury and all the staff at Bradbury's Garage

    and as always to Jason and the lads at the Lion Garage for sorting me out yet again

    Ben
    Last edited by s2avant; 16 February 2007, 13:01.
    the best intentions are fraught with disappointment - gil grissom

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  • s2avant
    S2Forum Fiend
    • Jul 2003
    • 2426

    #2
    Update

    I've just been told I've managed to bend the nearside wishbone, steering arm and shock absorber.

    Ben
    the best intentions are fraught with disappointment - gil grissom

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    • Jamo
      Retired OG Mod
      • Mar 2004
      • 21750
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      I can just imagine the looks and lecture you got Mr W from Tronika!! truely a St valentines day massacre!

      Wow could have been worse ( Don't know how )

      Is the dag dag being repaired?

      Wow, seeing that shot of the Avant with S8's on i'm going to put them on my Avant and see if I like them this weekend.
      Last edited by Jamo; 16 February 2007, 13:18.

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      • Ross
        S2Forum Possessed
        • Aug 2005
        • 3399
        • Country: England

        #4
        Sorry to hear of your misfortune Ben!! Can't mock the 'lapse of concentration' now though can I... BTDT in style

        Good luck getting her back on the road, if I was you I'd take your time and enjoy the S2. Until you fil it up with fuel every 200 miles
        AUDI - saving Dad's from minivans since 1994

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        • Fat Audi 80
          Super Moderator
          • Jan 2004
          • 10547
          • Country: England

          #5
          The question is: "How fast were you going up that track, and was it RAC rally stylee?"

          A great story that gave me a good laugh!

          Cheers,

          Steve.
          The Perfectionist
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          • Ross
            S2Forum Possessed
            • Aug 2005
            • 3399
            • Country: England

            #6
            Based on Carly being in the car, I'm assuming he wasn't too enthusiastic

            Or else I think the condition of the car would be the least of his trouble!!
            AUDI - saving Dad's from minivans since 1994

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            • Greg_S
              Administrator
              • Jul 2003
              • 12430
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              Sounds like a bit of a nightmare, but its had me laughing this afternoon with all that happened. Like you say its good to know there are friendly people like that around
              Greg

              S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

              '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

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              • s2avant
                S2Forum Fiend
                • Jul 2003
                • 2426

                #8
                Good news is the Dag-Dag is back together and (almost) ready to roll.

                Had a pair of shocks, top mounts and a wishbone and steering arm fitted this afternoon. The wishbone and steering arm were free though as they were bits that had been taken off the S2 as part of it's suspension overhaul. Just got to sort out some wheels for it and the S2 will be back in for some more tinkering. After being used to dumping the diesel wherever and not being too bothered about it I'm now paranoid about leaving the S2 anywhere

                I am loving having it back though even just for this weekend. It's been just over seven months since I took it off the road. Now the fuel pump is done it's using fuel properly at last. I'm averaging 19mpg and I haven't really given it any proper stick yet wheras with the old pump I could get 30mpg at WOT!!! Great for economy not so good for EGTs.

                Ben
                the best intentions are fraught with disappointment - gil grissom

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                • Rusty
                  Super Moderator
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18953
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #9
                  Nice work Ben, that's made me chuckle somewhat . Nice to see the S2 out in the open too

                  Glad everything's back together, wonder how many years it'll be before that story stops being used as an arguement closing statement! Good luck!
                  Cheers'en, AndyC
                  1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss

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                  • Ross
                    S2Forum Possessed
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 3399
                    • Country: England

                    #10
                    Any close-ups of them there rear brakes??
                    AUDI - saving Dad's from minivans since 1994

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                    • 4WheelDrifter
                      S2Forum Zealot
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 5773
                      • Country: Devon

                      #11
                      Nice one Ben. I wondered where you'd been. You should be more careful on those special stages.
                      LMAO @ that Metro. I bet you really appreciate the S2Avant now.
                      When do I get a demo on the new brake setup?
                      SS

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                      • s2avant
                        S2Forum Fiend
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2426

                        #12
                        You are eager aren't you

                        There will be close ups as soon as I get the photos from Jason. TBH I think they look a bit small behind the 18's so we're already thinking about an upgrade of the upgrade. Maybe B5 RS4 or even B7 RS4. Either would require even more tweaking of the handbrake mechanism though.

                        Of course there is another option, Do you think RS6 calipers with 365mm discs front and rear would be overkill?


                        @Stu,

                        Me and the Metro got to be as one after all that driving

                        The brakes are available for demonstrations anytime I have the car. It will be going back to it's second home for a few more weeks on Monday though. There are still a few bits to finish.

                        Ben
                        the best intentions are fraught with disappointment - gil grissom

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                        • MattS2
                          S2Forum Maniac
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 657
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #13
                          It seems that every time you go to Wales something happens!

                          Didn't you demolish a S4 alloy last time?

                          Good to see the S back on the road, does this mean there might be room for mine at the Lion garage soon.

                          Matt.
                          Ex owner of a 1993 Silver Avant - RS2 spec.
                          2002 A8 sport 2.8 quattro Sold
                          2003 A6 Avant Tdi
                          Mk Indy 2.0 pinto circa 160 Bhp
                          2004 VW Caddy SDi
                          2002 Civic Type R

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                          • topsparky
                            S2Forum Fiend
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2014
                            • Country: United Kingdom

                            #14
                            hey ben sorry to hear about your miss hap
                            what did you get carly for valentines?
                            i got my missus a table lamp
                            you should have seen her face light up when
                            she plugged it in
                            1. SHORT SHIFT KIT
                            2. PORSCHE CAYENNE CALIPERS
                            3. H & R SPRINGS
                            4. BILSTEIN SHOXS
                            5. NEW BUSHES AND HP2 STRUTS
                            6. UPRATED HIGH OUTPUT COIL PACK
                            7. ,3" turbo back s/s/ exhaust
                            8. fmic fitted

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