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  • rs2coupe
    S2Forum Extremist
    • Oct 2004
    • 1782
    • Home: Trinidad and Tobago Current: United States

    #31
    Originally posted by Graham
    Its rather harsh but here goes:
    A contractor from a company who worked in British steel 28 year old was getting married to his Fiancee of 4 years. His best man and all his mates clubbed in and arranged a stag weekend in the Dam.
    So him and 3 of his mates went and as it was his last time as a free man, they took him to a back street sex show, where one of the artists (apparently a stunning blonde) asked him "Is it your Stag party" he said yes, and she responded by pulling him on the stage and said he can do what ever he wants to her, as long as when he is finished she can do whatever she wants to him. Being a bit pi$$hed he was yeah go on then i'll have a go.
    He got up and had his merry way with her for 1/2 hr and done everything you would do to a stunning blonde in a sex show, when he finished she said right its my turn, she got him to lay on the bed on stage face down and tied him to the bed. mean while a group of bouncers had come and stood behind his mates. At that point a big monster of a black man came on stage and raped the lad on the bed , the bouncers held his mates down and forced them to watch as their mate was screaming.
    Once they got out he spent a few days in hospital, had 17 stitches, cancelled the wedding and was a bag of nerves after that.
    Nice place the dam but be careful, never carry more than is absolutely necessary, my apprentice buddy got held up at needle point.
    I love it there, have been 3 times, but always been on edge while i was there.
    GT

    Fellaz Iam landing in Amsterdam in April.... with a backpack! No reason to be worried right Graham
    Cheers mis amigos,
    _Anton

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    • Coxy
      S2Forum Extremist
      • Jun 2005
      • 1090
      • Country: England

      #32
      Originally posted by rs2coupe
      Fellaz Iam landing in Amsterdam in April.... with a backpack! No reason to be worried right Graham
      There's backpackin' and there's backpackin'!!

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      • rs2coupe
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Oct 2004
        • 1782
        • Home: Trinidad and Tobago Current: United States

        #33
        Originally posted by Coxy
        There's backpackin' and there's backpackin'!!
        sad I ain't got a comeback
        Cheers mis amigos,
        _Anton

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        • Graham
          S2Forum Extremist
          • Jul 2003
          • 1622
          • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

          #34
          Originally posted by GT500
          My mother is going in few weeks! I will tell her your tale.... I have to ask as she will ask me.
          What was the name on the place? :mischeif:

          Poor ******, oops bad fraise. Poor sod!
          Poor sod--just as bad a phrase. Dont know the name of the place, sure i could find out though, there is hundreds of back street sex shows, 2nd time, me K, our friends dave and adele, went and ended up stopping in red light district next to a sex show on one side and the cannabis college the other side. There was only one room available so we all crashed in the same room.
          A good stag party in the dam was Kendra's old bosses mate, they went there on a long weekend stag do. the lad was very nervous all weekend but nobody done anything to him till the last day they said "do you realise we have not embarrased you in any way, all we want is for you to remove all your clothes and put on a skin tight Lycra super man outfit to go home in."
          The lad mulled it over and thought yeah nowt can go wrong no problems. 2 hrs before their flight home they spiked him with 4 viagra over 2 cocktails. I gather you can get the picture going through the nothing to declare section of the airport with a bit of tention in his lycra outfit.
          Last edited by Graham; 10 March 2007, 08:44.
          Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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          • Coxy
            S2Forum Extremist
            • Jun 2005
            • 1090
            • Country: England

            #35
            Originally posted by Graham
            The lad mulled it over and thought yeah nowt can go wrong no problems. 2 hrs before their flight home they spiked him with 4 viagra over 2 cocktails. I gather you can get the picture going through the nothing to declare section of the airport with a bit of tention in his lycra outfit.







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            • Graham
              S2Forum Extremist
              • Jul 2003
              • 1622
              • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

              #36
              Originally posted by rs2coupe
              Fellaz Iam landing in Amsterdam in April.... with a backpack! No reason to be worried right Graham
              You'll love it, its my second favourite city behind Prague, admittedly there is alot more out there, we next want to do Copenhagen as that is supposed to be just as wild
              Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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