Friday joke

[CoupeWannabeS2]

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, " I vish to buy sex vit you"



"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euros an hour"



" Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"



"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"



So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.



"I vant you to tie ze springs to your handz aund kneez."



The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.



"Now pleez you vill get on your handz and kneez."



She duly does this, balancing on the springs.



"You vill please blow zis duck caller as I make love to you."



She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.





The sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.



Finally she gasps

"That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"



"Ah", says the German,



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Four-sprung duck technique

[dm80]

comedian wannabe more like

[terrybullwon]

Should i have not found that funny???

[dm80]

Should i have not found that funny???

It's older than most of the cars on here...

[S2 Ant]

its deffo a very old joke thats been posted soo many times now

[CoupeWannabeS2]

Sorry for posting an old joke. I found it funny when it came to me as an email today.

[pixsaudisex2]

head about the cricket team that went to worldcup and came back with the ashes//

i also heard they were going to give up cricket and go into bob slaying..

[bernsaudi]

Fun as it is, you'll have a job finding a german bird to do that?

It is a good joke,old, but good, like my car.

[s2_bo]

Haha, hevent heard that one before...

Very funny

[Smith_S2]

i laughed

[Mark Halligan]

Here's another....

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "FOOTBALL CLUB" in the phone book.

[Mark Halligan]

And another.....

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

An Italian police officer stops them and says "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in
a Quattro !"

"Vot do you mean, it's illegal ?" the German drivers asks.

"Quattro means four !" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts ...
"Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people !"

"You canta pulla thata one on me !" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro
meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefor
breaking the law !"

The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot ! Call ze zupervizor
over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zum vun viz more intelligence !!!"

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea. He'sa buzy with a two guys in a
Fiat Uno."

[irvind]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

Heh heh. Good gag...