I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for peace in the history of our forum.
I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all S2s are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the green hell of Nurburg the sons of former coupe owners and the sons of former avant owners will be able to lap together on the ring of brotherhood.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the length of their wheelbase but by the content of their engine bay.
I have a dream that one day, on the s2forum, with its vicious coupe supremists, with its moderator having his lips dripping with the words of avantism and upgrades; one day right there on the s2forum, little coupe drivers will be able to join hands with little avant drivers as brothers.
I have a dream today.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to Britain with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the block of despair a rod of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our forum into a beautiful symphony of 5 cylinder exhaust notes. With this faith we will be able to rebuild together, to upgrade together, to mod together, to go to GTi together, to remap together, knowing that we will be united one day.
This will be the day when all of Audi's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My S2, 'tis of thee, sweet engine so torquey, of thee I sing. Land where my 3B died, engine of the WRC's pride, from every mountainside, let's goto the ring."
Let engines sing from the snowcapped Rockies of Canada!
Let engines sing from the dykes of Holland!
But not only that; let engines sing from the autobahns of Germany!
Let engines sing from Tabletop Mountain of South Africa!
Let engines sing from every rolling hill and molehill of England. From every mountainside, let engines sing.
And when this happens, When we allow engines to sing, when we let them sing from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all Quattro drivers, of Coupes and Avants, A3s and S4s, URs and 90 sports, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old forum spiritual, "United at last! united at last! thank Audi, we are united at last!"
I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all S2s are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the green hell of Nurburg the sons of former coupe owners and the sons of former avant owners will be able to lap together on the ring of brotherhood.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the length of their wheelbase but by the content of their engine bay.
I have a dream that one day, on the s2forum, with its vicious coupe supremists, with its moderator having his lips dripping with the words of avantism and upgrades; one day right there on the s2forum, little coupe drivers will be able to join hands with little avant drivers as brothers.
I have a dream today.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to Britain with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the block of despair a rod of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our forum into a beautiful symphony of 5 cylinder exhaust notes. With this faith we will be able to rebuild together, to upgrade together, to mod together, to go to GTi together, to remap together, knowing that we will be united one day.
This will be the day when all of Audi's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My S2, 'tis of thee, sweet engine so torquey, of thee I sing. Land where my 3B died, engine of the WRC's pride, from every mountainside, let's goto the ring."
Let engines sing from the snowcapped Rockies of Canada!
Let engines sing from the dykes of Holland!
But not only that; let engines sing from the autobahns of Germany!
Let engines sing from Tabletop Mountain of South Africa!
Let engines sing from every rolling hill and molehill of England. From every mountainside, let engines sing.
And when this happens, When we allow engines to sing, when we let them sing from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all Quattro drivers, of Coupes and Avants, A3s and S4s, URs and 90 sports, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old forum spiritual, "United at last! united at last! thank Audi, we are united at last!"
Come on get that washing up done and get out on the town dude 
See you soon matey 
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