1 paragraph per post

[s2_bo]

Following on from Ski's hilariously 1 word per post thread i think its time to up the stakes and see what the twitted minds of this forum really can concoct. I have seen this on another forum and its a great game.

Basically you can post one paragraph per post, It doesnt have to be Audi or even car related but as everyone that posts will take the sorry down a different route the ongoing outcome should be quite amusing.

Ill Kick it off.....

[s2_bo]

Daniel was walking through the deep forest, doing his best to touch the ground with light feet as not to make any unnecessary noise. As he passed through the trees he came across an area where the trees had perished. There was nothing there only sharp rocks and boulders. Something between the rubble cough his eye, he couldn't help to look and as he walked over to it.....

[Crawford_S2]

............it was a piece of jade with the face of tvs Terry Scott etched onto it. He bent over slowly to pic up this unexpected find when suddenly from behind came.......

[mathewellwood]

a squirrel, who looked at him and stared into his eyes. Suddenly the aquirrel opened its mouth and ...........

[Jamo]

searing pain, he felt violated as the agony suddenly turned to ectasy, what was this new sensation he was experiencing?

[urquattro-island]

gettin

all hot and swetty, and all warm inside by a squirrel??? Hi did not know...

[Nj]

....whether to laugh or cry. Summoning his courage, he turned to confront his furry friend. "What do you think you're at?" said he. "I'm terribly sorry," replied the squirrel, "I thought you were Christopher Biggins. I'd arranged to meet him out here for a spot of role playing games and a glass of babycham. Let me make it up to you." And with that the furry lad reached into his pocket and produced.....

[merlin's S4]

... a rock of polished ebony with June Whitfields face on it! Daniel was amazed at the how the precious rock gleamed and dazzled in the light. It was as if Fatty himself had been at it with the Porter cable. "You know Fatty? Gasped the squirrel. I've been searching for him for some time. I've heard that the only way to reach him is through a portal known as S2forum and that to reach this promised land you must collect the complete set of Terry and June collectors stones. "I've only ever heard rumours of this Fatty person" replied Daniel "but...

[s2_bo]

...If i am not mistaken there is another way to reach him. Go forth to the land where the I5T's rule. Its far from this beautiful peacefull place but you can reach it if you follow the road leaving the forest. You will have to cross the border in to Gherkin munchers realm there you will find a place. Green Hell is what they call it but be careful, this place is no game as Quattro is there fame....

[Crawford_S2]

.........with that daniel colected his new semi precious colectables, resecured his leather chaps and galloped off into the unknown on his.................

[Nj]

...2 wheel drive, bi turbo Raleigh Chopper called Nugent. Nugent was known throughout this mystical land for......

[Davidsinclair05]

big ***, but an *** like no other. Its hoofs were made of alloy, clad in rubber, the saddle was shaped to Daniels rounded figure so that it held him in places that other saddles didn't hold him. So in to the unknown he rode on his trusty *** (Some mistook his *** to be a donkey but Daniel always put them right by replying that he found riding donkeys not being as enjoyable as riding asses)..where he ran in to.....

[urquattro-island]

the

big *** canyon, full of sand and leppers, he was shown the holy place of the camels. Where they all would rest, eat and take a closer look at the jurney he would embarg on take this picture with you, (reahed out and) got this...

[Mutley]

...Magic flying helmet out of his rucksack. It was similar to a jetpack and made you fly. Just then a small and very smelly creature appeared,He pointed at Nugent the chopper and said he knew his younger sibling Berty the Raleigh Chipper. Suddenly the creature grabbed the helmet put it on and flew away. Daniel needed to catch him so he looked in his rucksack again only this time he found a .....