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[Jas11n]

Site spotted by a user of fans. Thought I'd share.

Some funny stuff in here; type in "audi"

LINKY

Jas..

[Nj]

haha. genius. it's like editing wikipedia but they don't fix it when they see you've made up stuff about David Hasselhoff's old chap.

[The Chef]

That is truly amazing! looked up lots of random stuff...
"werewolves...less popular than vampires due mainly to 14 year old Goths not being able to grow beards"

[LHD_Kid]

hahahaha, fantastic... under the Audi bit..... keys.... makes for a fantastic read... and almost true....!

[Greg_S]

Jas where did you get that avatar, looks a bit bizarre

[Jas11n]

Jas where did you get that avatar, looks a bit bizarre

Off this uncyclopedia site, under the section on Clarkson.
Made me laugh, he is a little bizarre isn't he!

[terrybullwon]

The "Tres" featured a 2.2 litre turbocharged eight cylinder engine, and made all the other rallying teams look like a bunch of ******* amateurs

[HPmuirt]

That is truly amazing! looked up lots of random stuff...
"werewolves...less popular than vampires due mainly to 14 year old Goths not being able to grow beards"

Many pages seem to link to the Hoff, but the best page by FAR has to be for b00bs. The opening few sentences are just hysterical

I also loved this para....

They were dicovered in 1962 by Arnold Bazonga. In a 1997 study, Dr. Mussolini Sandoom scientifically proved that b00b size was inversely proportional to intelligence. In the study of 2700 college students, he found that small-b00bed women tended to have a higher intelligence than their counterparts with larger b00bs who were "dumb as a sack of hammers". (He also found that blonde hair was inversely correlated to intelligence, in a study of the Malibu population.) Ironically, Sandoom died of an unknown sexually transmitted disease in 2001, but was resurrected by Jesus in 2003 for being so cool.

Cheers n

Si

[Jamo]

MC Hammer wrote the song "Can't touch this" after a maniac driving an Audi 80 repeatedly tried to run him down and failed.

PMSL! Bet that was fat audi 80!

[Skull]

type in George W. Bush

[220bhp]

Do's that start with a W only asking

[Knight Rider S4]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/BMW

very funny

[Nj]

hahahahaha http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Irish

"WARNING: You should not use your Irishman if you are nursing, pregnant or may become pregnant. Do not use your Irishman if you are on medication, such as MAOIs, COX-2 inhibitors, or crack. Consult your doctor before using an Irishman if you are suffering from liver disease or advanced renal failure. Irishman may cause mild side effects, such as dry mouth, dizziness, insomnia, children, sweating, and, in the case of Northerners, often death. See a physician for more details. "

[shortsport]

Type in chavs

[waad_uk]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ricer