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  • Acidburn
    S2Forum Obsessed
    • Jun 2007
    • 13459
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #16
    Lmao pick from one of the following:

    *got his 15 yr old g/f pregnant
    *lost licence thru no insurance (had to have bling instead)
    *Scare's hell out of him
    *scooby owner secretly aspires to audi ownership

    All scooby's remind me of is a comment I had about an old xr3i I had with a rally exhaust.

    All noise and no go...

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    • Chris5044
      S2Forum Extremist
      • Feb 2005
      • 1663
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #17
      on another note .. are they better handling? ... i may have to test drive a subarau .. I wanna knoww how different cars handle ... anyone? .. same with mitsibushi evo

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      • Animal Mother
        S2Forum Extremist
        • Jul 2007
        • 1135
        • Country: England

        #18
        Originally posted by Chris5044
        on another note .. are they better handling? ... i may have to test drive a subarau .. I wanna knoww how different cars handle ... anyone? .. same with mitsibushi evo
        By all accounts they go like the proverbial off a shiny shovel and stick to the road like a sticky thing stuck to another sticky thing with sticky stuff.

        Having driven one though, I wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. Noisy, flimsy, plasticy, cheap (to build not to buy), motors with a shorter lifespan than a housefly.
        I hired one (non turbo admitedly) in NZ and hated every minute of it. I think they are made from recycled yohurt pots.
        UrS6 - Homefry, Bailey DV, PiperX filter, Samco hoses, H&R springs, 3" D/P back zorst, 270bhp and 260ftlb :rock:

        Triumph Daytona 955i - mmmmmm :fire:

        80 dag dag :driving:

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        • Acidburn
          S2Forum Obsessed
          • Jun 2007
          • 13459
          • Country: United Kingdom

          #19
          Probably turns in quicker due to the engine being lighter?

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          • mcandmar
            S2Forum Zealot
            • Apr 2004
            • 5118
            • Country: Ireland

            #20
            I was very disappointed with any i was in, strip away the 4wd and turbo engine its just a piece of crap japanese car. Do the same to the S2 and you have a 2litre Audi Coupe, thats the difference! Maybe i just expected more from 20 years progress in technology.....
            91CQ20v - Gone to a new home
            93UR-S4 - The Magic Carpet
            94S2Bus - The Emerald Express

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            • sherv
              S2Forum Addict
              • Apr 2007
              • 315
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #21
              Love it - THOSE NAUGHTY MEN AT AUDI DID A BIT OF A CHEAPER JOB ON THE RS4 THAN THEY DID ON THE RS2 (NOW THAT IS A PROPER ESTATE)!!!

              Yeah he misses the point about audi drivers, generalisation but scoobies and bimmas do have a reputation, is this a good thing though??!! Audi's are more subtle and understated rather than blatently in your face....
              Sherv (Dan)

              S5 with all the goodies
              SOLDRS2 Volcano Black RHD 55k

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              • urquattro-island
                S2Forum Extremist
                • Mar 2006
                • 1915
                • Home: Norway Current: Iceland

                #22
                well

                no wonder he is shouting out, hes probebly so pissed at himself for buying that sh... of a car in the first place.

                I mean it is a tin can on wheels. And it only has an upgraded VW engine in it, renewed beetle engine
                japanischer industriabfall nein danke!!
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                • kninio
                  S2Forum Maniac
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 641
                  • Home: Lebanon Current: United States

                  #23
                  how did you know that it have the 1300 cc vw pre beetle? , but his is 2.5 so it have the 1500 which was a limited edition in the beetles with plastic dash

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                  • Keeper of The Kitten
                    S2Forum Fiend
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 2317
                    • Country: England

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Chris5044
                    whoops .. ive told him i nail scobbies hehe oh well oh and also that audi developed 4wd
                    He didn't like that very much did he?!!

                    Now he wonders why Audi people are looking at his ad on the bay
                    Martin Cutting

                    aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

                    It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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                    • dubmeister
                      S2Forum Maniac
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 522
                      • Country: Wales

                      #25
                      All i can say is that he is a typical scooby owner from all the ones i have met and done work for:
                      I asked him a question but doubt he will display it-


                      "Got to ask, if the car is so fantastic how come you are selling it? and what was the rant about audi owners for - are you jealous??
                      You are on here to sell a car, Not slag other car enthusiasts off. Seems a bit childish to me.Obviously have serious issues, abused by a quattro when you were a child???
                      Thanks"

                      Probably selling it cos he's so much of a child that he can't afford the insurance!

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                      • DJ-ROY
                        S2Forum Maniac
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 710
                        • Country: Netherlands

                        #26
                        thats what you get when you mess with Audipeople......:mischeif:

                        we know why he hate,s RS4,s offcourse...

                        and that car of him really s..cks bigtime soooooo ugly

                        that abused joke: by a Audi Quattro when he was young still got me ...
                        RS for ‘Rennsport’ - ‘Motorsport’ in German

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                        • SR71
                          S2Forum Addict
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 330
                          • Country: Wales

                          #27
                          I've asked if it was rebuilt coz it went pop?



                          <Evil lot we are!>
                          00 Audi B5 S4 MRC550
                          08 RRS TDV6 HSE
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                          • S2central.net
                            Retired OG Mod
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 16590
                            • Country: Northern Ireland

                            #28
                            Its the stupid pos he has about 'how Audi are doing in rallies these days' - duhhh

                            Audi dominated the scene in the early 80s and invented the very format that produced his car. What did Subaru have in 1980 ? Then Audi entered the TOCA series all over the world with the A4 and blew everything away... Oh the stormed IMSA as well until the yanks declared quattro an illegal advantage as well... Oh and then they had a wee dabble with FIA GT cars and won how many of those races with umpteen 1-2-3 finishes in LeMans and other brutal races. When feckin Subaru have done half of that they might have some history to shout about. In the meantime, just shut the fupp up, look at the back of that Audi blowing you away and watch your scabby subaru crumble into dust as it gets old - I heard thats why they use so much plastic when building a scooby - it has longer life than the metal.

                            Paul
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                            • mundo
                              S2Forum Buff
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 36
                              • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                              #29
                              never mind Ebay....surely Chavscum.com would have been a more appropriate place to advertise?

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                              • RAOUL
                                S2Forum Addict
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 260
                                • Country: United Kingdom

                                #30
                                My mechanic has just recently bought a "wagon" as he likes to play in it after driving his transit all week. He takes the piss out of it and loves my S2, maybe because i've had it 10 years and i have no intention of getting rid. He says i am his retirement fund! LOL.
                                ATB

                                RAOUL

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