Complaint about a cheeky new member

[HPmuirt]

In a recent thread in which someone waving their own flag complained about someone else waving his (don't go there), I spotted the following.....

I'm sure most of us on here could go on a huge rant about lots of things, but luckily only HPmuirt does - otherwise this would be less of an s2 forum and a community, and more like myspace.

I would just like to say to the member that posted this obviously libellous comment. I will of course not be naming Sonic as the perpetrator, but I will be seeking several, if not many beers in compensation and damages for mental anguish

Cheers n tears

Si

P.S. I prefer to think of my posts more as the ramblings of a confused (but mildly amusing) yet brilliant mind, rather than the rants of an over active mind

P.P.S. I would ask that the admins lock this thread before the said perpetrator (let's call him Sonic - obviously a false name ) gets a chance to respond

[Fat Audi 80]

Hilarious at usual. You are one of our most senior members, yet one of the most immature...

[Jamo]

I declare this thread open forever

[Fat Audi 80]

I declare this thread open forever

[Al Wyn]

Sounds like Sonic is a cheeky little scamp just his brother Ross. Ive had personal experience (and have photographic evidence) of Ross and his cheeky antics when he came to my place and when the tools came out (to carry out some minor work) he did a hide and seek but was soon found hiding in the shed comfortably seated on one of my RS2 recaros drinking orange juice and eating biscuits then he jumped in a little clio and vanished (very slowly) Only joshing top chap that Ross

[S2central.net]

Yes - I'm with Jamo - fair game this one... We all know HPmuirt is 'special' as the expression goes

Paul

[HPmuirt]

Hilarious at usual. You are one of our most senior members, yet one of the most immature...

Ahh, then my work here is done

Opps, just remembered, my other S2Forum pledge of constantly abusing Jamo for driving a slipper wearing cadaver carrier and Fatty for constantly polishing his growing collection of pink cars

Cheers n

Si

[Acidburn]

Yes - I'm with Jamo - fair game this one... We all know HPmuirt is 'special' as the expression goes

Paul

lmao, this looks like an interesting thread to watch, special, what as in )))Crayola)))> special.

[alg]

Good to see things are back to 'normal'. Now Jamo about that flag...............

[Ross]

Sounds like Sonic is a cheeky little scamp just his brother Ross. Ive had personal experience (and have photographic evidence) of Ross and his cheeky antics when he came to my place and when the tools came out (to carry out some minor work) he did a hide and seek but was soon found hiding in the shed comfortably seated on one of my RS2 recaros drinking orange juice and eating biscuits then he jumped in a little clio and vanished (very slowly) Only joshing top chap that Ross

Ahem - I think I did many favours when i was down that day... for a start, would it not have been alot more strenuous carrying a loaded glass and plate of biscuits back to the house? I think I was very considerate to polish them all off!

As for the seat, I was merely modelling it whilst you took photo's for it to be advertised. Just to ensure nobody took the "ah it's that Al again - those are probably 1/4th size seats". (no jokes about my height Jamo, you're a cheeky beggar an' all).

The Clio is gone by the way - Sonic's 16V 1.2 now serving the same purpose. It's amazing how spritely it feels!

I do have to agree with the comments regarding the afore mentioned forum member beginning with S... he is a cheeky, and rather cocky with it - keep an eye on him, preferrably two.

[Rusty]

This ficticious chap SONIC has an S2 for 5 minutes and he's already causing trouble... next he'll be accusing mr. Triumph of having a dirty car with one uber clean wing and not taking the Show'n'Shine seriuosly... young scamp indeed

[Acidburn]

Sounds like he will fit in well on here tho.

[Jamo]

Good to see things are back to 'normal'. Now Jamo about that flag...............

I'l get back to you on that one, I'm keeping a close eye on "White"dog at the moment

[HPmuirt]

I'l get back to you on that one, I'm keeping a close eye on "White"dog at the moment

Well, if you are going to start dissecting the names on here, then I would also check out some of the countries they come from, as that will give you a clue about the wierd types we have on here. For instance, did you realise that the following countries are actually anagrams of the following tell-tale statements: -

Wales = 'A Slew'
America = 'Acme Air' (favourite airline of a certain Mr Wyle E Coyote?)
Iceland = 'Nice Lad'
Ireland = 'Liar Den'
Northern Ireland = 'Inland Then Error', 'Inner Lard Throne', 'Darn Throne Liner', 'Linear Trend Horn' 'Oral Nerd Thinner' (must be more but I stopped there)

However, having studied in Scotland, I was not surprised to discover that the most obvious anagrams are: -
Scotland = 'And Clots' and of course the more bio-meteorological 'Cold Ants'

The best of course is the United States, as that allows millions of great anagrams - I stopped at: -

Audi Ten Tests
Audi Tent Sets
Taunted Sites
Nastiest Duet
Tetanus Tides
A Students Tie
Nuts Idea Test
Used Tin Taste
Aids Tune Test
Tad Ensue ****
Sea Diet Stunt
Stateside Nut
Unseated ****

Cheers n

Si

[Jamo]

Well, if you are going to start dissecting the names on here, then I would also check out some of the countries they come from, as that will give you a clue about the wierd types we have on here. For instance, did you realise that the following countries are actually anagrams of the following tell-tale statements: -

Wales = 'A Slew'
America = 'Acme Air' (favourite airline of a certain Mr Wyle E Coyote?)
Iceland = 'Nice Lad'
Ireland = 'Liar Den'
Northern Ireland = 'Inland Then Error', 'Inner Lard Throne', 'Darn Throne Liner', 'Linear Trend Horn' 'Oral Nerd Thinner' (must be more but I stopped there)

However, having studied in Scotland, I was not surprised to discover that the most obvious anagrams are: -
Scotland = 'And Clots' and of course the more bio-meteorological 'Cold Ants'

The best of course is the United States, as that allows millions of great anagrams - I stopped at: -

Audi Ten Tests
Audi Tent Sets
Taunted Sites
Nastiest Duet
Tetanus Tides
A Students Tie
Nuts Idea Test
Used Tin Taste
Aids Tune Test
Tad Ensue ****
Sea Diet Stunt
Stateside Nut
Unseated ****

Cheers n

Si

O.K....................................

Imagine what he's like after a few drinks