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  • Nj
    S2Forum Possessed
    • Jan 2007
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    • Home: Scotland Current: Finland

    #1

    Pimp my Volga

    Well i've just had an interesting few days in Russia. Back in Finland again to relative normality and then back to Scotland at the end of the month. So anyway I spent most of my time laughing at the local cars and thought i'd share my findings

    Now i'm not one to reinforce stereotypes but 75% of the cars had to be ladas. 10% were volgas or other mad russian machines and teh rest were a mix of old cars of all sorts and the very odd new car. It was actually really weird to see a 207 or something drive past.



    They say god loves a trier. But he also doesn't like blasphemy so the owner of this beast will be rotting in siberia for his efforts. Think it's a samara but I didn't hang about too long to check.


    sweet taxi


    This isn't car related. I was just amused at the spelling


    Trying to get a pic of a cop wagon subtly so they throw me in the back and give me a good shoeing


    I've seen a couple of these lada 4x4 things in Britain but i've now taken a strange liking to them. my dad almost bought one many years ago. Think it was called a cossak. 3 door convertible lada 4x4. about 10bhp probably. I kind of want to get one home and see if I can get a 20v audi engine into it. maybe it's the vodka. hmmm


    The roads are **** enough in Russia but then you get the likes of this buggr that took us out of town to the wife's family dacha (kind of a self built summercottage with electricity and water and an outside toilet. most ruskies have them). 18km of the most mental potholed mayhem i've experienced. we were trundling along doing 30 to 40km/h in my father in law's Shogun and some mentalist in a Lada Riva overtook us doing some kind of silly speed. There were Lada carcasses here and there at the side of the road but I couldn't let go of my son to take another pic in case he went over the back seat.


    the dacha. quite fancy this idea. you buy a wee bit of land beside a lake for pennies, forget any building regulations and just have a go at building something yourself. Then spend your summers in it and keep building bits onto it until it falls down. Hopefully not round your ears.


    Volga-tastic



    Think i've got more on my phone if I can figure out how to bluetooth them to a computer running windows vista in finnish. ???

    anyway.. that's my nonsense for now. Kept me away from looking bored shitless while the dodgy russian soaps are on.
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  • Nj
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    • Jan 2007
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    • Home: Scotland Current: Finland

    #2
    [wouldn't let me post more than 10 pics]

    I tried so hard to get pics of a couple of the pimped ladas but fear of getting my plums kicked in meant I had to try to take photos quickly


    Drug dealer's 1.5i samara with blacked out windows, silly back box and a tail pipe you could park a volga in. didn't mean I wanted stabbed though. hence the pic through the car window
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    • Dubbedup
      S2Forum Addict
      • Jan 2006
      • 291
      • Country: Scotland

      #3
      Cool Photies Noelski..

      The wee man looks like he is having a whale of a time

      I must admit to having a real soft spot for old Russian tin and the old Volga's are like dodgy rip off's of American car's of the 50's and 60's...

      Seen any Gaz's? They were mainly for diplomats and KGB...

      God Speedski Comrade...

      Love to the family.

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      • s2driveruk
        Super Moderator
        • Jul 2003
        • 12696
        • Country: England

        #4
        looks like you've to some seriously intersting areas there....got a bodyguard by chance???? Loving the cars
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        • Nj
          S2Forum Possessed
          • Jan 2007
          • 3420
          • Home: Scotland Current: Finland

          #5
          Агттн нщг ьутешщт
          ah for fuk's sake. bloody ruskie keyboard.

          what i was trying to say was... funny you should mention the kgb. I saw a couple of mercs horsing through town about an inch apart and wondered who they were off to drag into the night. I didn't take a friggin photo of them I can tell ya.

          David - I just relied on my father in law's presence. He built half the town when he was an engineer and was deputy mayor later on at some point. I have to assume he holds some kind of respect about the place. I also tried not to speak english too much or point and laugh at anyone. that's always a bad move. It's not even that bad a town. don't fancy lada spotting further inland.
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          • Nj
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            • Jan 2007
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            #6
            To be fair that 1st pic shows an old russian built block of flats the locals call 'the great wall of china' for some reason. but there are a lot of finnish built flats that are much nicer. Really weird to be in a town totally made up of blocks of flats though with very few single houses.
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            • Sweeper
              S2Forum Extremist
              • Jul 2003
              • 1317
              • Country: Latvia

              #7
              So true (about dachas) and ****** roads and silly speeds.

              Altrought if you visit any of main cities you will find yourself in crazy enviroment. Most of cars are either land cruiser 100 prado , land rover vogue or x5 4.8is . These are most popular and most selling cars out there =]

              As for 4x4 NIVA , i would suggest it as the best car for huting out there maybe except old range rover , that peple use for safaries. here in Latvia we have a 10 month leading time on them (waiting time) , so most people buy Land Cruiser (120 new model) to do hunting =]
              Vadim.

              New engine (mechanical PKM head) , Alcon 332mm brakes , Pauter rods , Mahle pistons, GT30R , kw v2 sucpension , new exhaust. 608HP. For SALE !

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              • macspring
                S2Forum Zealot
                • Mar 2005
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                #8
                Interesting photos of Russia, thank you for sharing them.

                Kind regards.

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                • Bowlerwell
                  S2Forum Extremist
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 1052
                  • Country: Scotland

                  #9
                  i've seen a Pug 106 with an Audi grill on it in Glasgow. Very amusing!
                  John Bowlerwell
                  Electronic Engineer

                  Present:
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                  Previous:
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                  • LHD_Kid
                    S2Forum Possessed
                    • May 2006
                    • 3696
                    • Home: England Current: Belgium

                    #10
                    Hi Noel...
                    Great pics, and I know what you mean about not taking photos of peoples stuff for fear of being "done"... the fashion here is to simply stab you in the **** a few times with the point of a small blade, not to kill you , but just to make it so you can't sit down for a week or so.....
                    Anyway, I will try and dig out some shots from here, which , look remarkably like the ones you have taken... they have the same idea about building holiday homes in the countryside, which I also reckon is a great idea....
                    Good stuff.
                    Chris


                    edited, found some pice.... enjoy,

                    Volga, you say? how about this one....?



                    This is the car park for the block I live in, and which car do you reckon was mine (before I lost it to a 6' flood 2 years ago.....)



                    View of the other side of my apartment block, does look a bit similar to the Russian blocks eh?

                    Last edited by LHD_Kid; 22 September 2007, 09:42.
                    Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird Turbo....undergoing major changes.....
                    S2 Coupe... bit easier off the line...
                    '03 ZX12-R daily hack.... lots of nice bolt ons...

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                    • Acidburn
                      S2Forum Obsessed
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 13459
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #11
                      Cool pictures there both of you, cheers for sharing them. Laughed at the audi wannabe, did you see what badge was on the back?

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                      • Nj
                        S2Forum Possessed
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 3420
                        • Home: Scotland Current: Finland

                        #12
                        Looks like you've had the same architect and landscaper in mate. Wonder which car was yours? hmm Are you known as the flash bastrd englishman in your area by any chance? 6 foot flood? sweet jebus that's a bit mental. I really like the other volga by the way. I saw a big ad for the new volgas and then saw 2 parked side by side. don't think they've updated the shape in quite a while. they must be sticking to what they know... designing with a fat pencil and a ruler.
                        Thing about the grim looking flats is that they can look really nice inside. my in law's gaff is just the same outside but really nice indoors. doubt the same can be said for all of them of course. come to think of it my street's about the same. in fact my flat probably looks pretty crap from outside.


                        Acidburn - debadged at the back but had an audi badge of sorts painted on the bumper. Looked very like an older samara but not 100% sure. Just after I took the photo another car exactly the same (even same colour) pulled up beside it but by the time I got my head into gear to read cyrillic it drove off.

                        Bowlerwell - what part of glasgow? i'd love a giggle at it. I really love seeing stuff like that. RS2 badges on polos, turbo badges on 1.2s.... dunno who they aim to impress. I'd rather to what stevie (dubbedup) was talking about and stick a 1.9td badge on the S2 avant to really add insult to injury when you've just left some silly git sitting there in his civic.

                        Thanks for the other comments lads. sweeper - next trip will be st petersburg so i'd imagine i'll see some more expensive cars then. prob lots of mafia types in their range rovers
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