Secret Ragging....

[Ian Simmonds]

Whilst travelling from somewhere to somewhere yesterday, I managed to push my something to someone S2 rather something hard, this resulted in something like someone’s big grin and a something like 25 years behind bars with day release…

Something special happens to some special cars at special numbers and this special event occurred. Especiallly as the road wasn’t straight, but was, in essence, and in ‘S2 essence’… £ookin (really £ookin) fast…

So to confirm that nothing actually happened I can confirm it was £ookin excellent… And ragging should be an accepted excuse for nothing happening....



Honest...

[Big Lee M]

I'm sorry but I don't speak Klingon but I think I know what you mean. Ha ha

[Ian Simmonds]

I'm sorry but I don't speak Clingon but I think I know what you mean. Ha ha

LOL....

(Something) About your post count, with the decimal point moved....

Klingon language optional...

[Acidburn]

14.67mph?

[Error404]

don;t take the pi$$, 14.67 is fast as **** for madwolf

[Acidburn]

don;t take the pi$$, 14.67 is fast as **** for madwolf

actually that's faster than the avant was when he was towing it with his carlos fandango wheels

[Big Lee M]

Well then Mr Simmonds you've done well. I did nearly the same sort of thing in some place last Thursday night while going somewhere to collect something. Wink wink.......lol. It always puts a smile on your face and still gets you sometime how good they go.

[Ian Simmonds]

14.67mph?

The M25 is hell at 6pm around Heathrow....

[Ian Simmonds]

Well then Mr Simmonds you've done well. I did nearly the same sort of thing in some place last Thursday night while going somewhere to collect something. Wink wink.......lol. It always puts a smile on your face and still gets you sometime how good they go.

Indeedy... It certainly put a 'wag in the old tail' when I walked away thinking... 's%it, that thing really does go well'.... Dangerously satisfying I have to say...

[s2driveruk]

good to know nothing of any note happened apparently and good for you enjoying absolutely not going anywhere in a particularly expeditious manner

[Jamo]

Sorry but I don't understand a single word of this post

[s2driveruk]

[Ian Simmonds]

good to know nothing of any note happened apparently and good for you enjoying absolutely not going anywhere in a particularly expeditious manner

Indeed, it was all very boring....

[Jamo]

Anyone give me a Jamaican or Urban translation?

[s2driveruk]

i have to say i too have not attempted to get anywhere particular in a satisfyingly swift fashion, most notably in deepest central France enroute to the F1 at Magny Cours where i was distinctly impressed by the seemingly effortless increase in swagger towards the well documented endpoint on a dial in a car i have no recollection of ever owning or driving, it was a mates honest