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  • Fat Audi 80
    Super Moderator
    • Jan 2004
    • 10547
    • Country: England

    #16
    Stick razor blades under the leading edge of the lamp....
    The Perfectionist
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    • 90quattrocoupe
      S2Forum Maniac
      • Nov 2003
      • 771
      • Country: United States

      #17
      Hi,
      sorry about the *******s stealing your lights. I have a suggestion if you want to know when they try it again. Put a on/off lever arm switch on the back of the light. Hook it up to a remote switch. Light get removed, lever arm on the switch moves, activates remote and sends a signal to you. This would a least give you a chance to get a license plate number or go after them.

      Greg
      They can have my car when they pry my cold dead fingers from the steering wheel.

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      • Fat Audi 80
        Super Moderator
        • Jan 2004
        • 10547
        • Country: England

        #18
        Then use the razor blades on them!
        The Perfectionist
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        • Robatron
          S2Forum Extremist
          • May 2004
          • 1168
          • Country: England

          #19
          Both wonderful ideas!!!

          Sorry to hear about this sla, I hope you can find a solution soon to stop these scum bags from stealing from you.

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          • Graham
            S2Forum Extremist
            • Jul 2003
            • 1622
            • Home: United Kingdom Current: Australia

            #20
            Wire up a live feed off the HID igniter and leave it live, or put a thin mesh over the light and give them a many thousand volt shock, with a bit of luck their testicles will pop and they will be left screaming in pain, leaving you the only decent thing to do and put them out of their misery
            Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.--:Albert Einstein

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            • Audi_CQ
              S2Forum Maniac
              • Mar 2004
              • 940
              • Country: Norway

              #21
              Mount a self-shooting mecanisme to the lenses. Fires when lamps are removed.
              Use salt instead of bullets of course :-)

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              • Rob W
                S2Forum Addict
                • Jul 2003
                • 353
                • Country: United Kingdom

                #22
                Sorry to hear about this Sla kin criminals,the headlight washer jets should be rigged to spray on lens tampering,but their resevoirs should have some form of flesh eating bug in with the water too
                Rob W
                04 Audi S4 Avant
                55 Merc 220cdi c class estate Family hack.
                92 Audi S2 3b Sadly gone.
                1969 mustang fastback 302. Dry storage

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                • Technogym
                  S2Forum Addict
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 200
                  • Country: Norway

                  #23
                  I guess everybody are looking for "cheap lenses for Audi CQ" ! on the sales ads! Lets polish our Baseball-bats!!!!!

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                  • Audi_CQ
                    S2Forum Maniac
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 940
                    • Country: Norway

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Technogym
                    I guess everybody are looking for "cheap lenses for Audi CQ" ! on the sales ads! Lets polish our Baseball-bats!!!!!
                    I'm not looking for lenses........

                    Cheers,
                    Audi_CQ

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                    • Technogym
                      S2Forum Addict
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 200
                      • Country: Norway

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Audi_CQ
                      I'm not looking for lenses........

                      Cheers,
                      Audi_CQ
                      Probably not the B*s*a*d* who took these either.......

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                      • Dave cook
                        S2Forum Addict
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 312
                        • Country: United Kingdom

                        #26
                        if u found those ****heels you should forcefeed them 4 dot fluid!

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