Wanted: Swap RS4 for H reg 1.8 80

[Flat on my back]

that'd be a great 1st post on a forum eh?

With the price of petrol going through the roof i think it's a fair swap?

[Acidburn]

Lol good thread noel, let us know how you get on.

[Nj]

I'm taking the 80 up to Glasgow Audi on Sat morning to see what kind of trade in i'll get against an R8. I'll adopt a suitably smarmy attitude in an effort to put myself on the same level as the sales people. Copy of the financial times under my arm and one eyebrow in a permanent fish hooked pose and i'm there.

[s20ale]

Don't forget to push for free mats & dog guard!! Good luck i'm sure they will consider
something for you? it would be nice to see their faces.

[Nj]

I'd love to go in and try it if only I could keep a straight face. Then when he offers me 500 quid trade in offer to arm wrestle him for the R8. And when he declines start by calling him a p00f and work my way into a rant until they escort me from the premises. Oh.. hang on.. I need to buy the odd part in there. I'd best come down and do it in another branch.

[s20ale]

Brilliant

[Big_kev]

Sounds like a scene from Mr Bean

[Acidburn]

as your leaving, grab something like a pen or something and smile and cheer on the way out

[Nj]

as your leaving, grab something like a pen or something and smile and cheer on the way out

then parade around outside every wednesday lunchtime, knocking the windows and shouting "got your pen!!! got your pen!!!"

[sigh] I think I need to get out more