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  • ctolladay
    S2Forum Addict
    • Apr 2005
    • 292
    • Country: England

    #1

    If I ever meet...

    ... the designer of the early 3B air box I will, well, go to prison if they ever caught me. I have never seen such a stupid design in my life.

    It was that time of year, service time. Last weekend I bought all the bits and got cracking. Plugs and air filter were first. Plugs done in no time. Then came the fun. I have done this before but have erased it from my memory due to the physical and mental pain.

    Firstly, who in their right mind would secure the whole arrangement down with a bolt that you can hardly get to?

    Secondly, who would put a clip in a place where you have to slice up your hand to get to?

    Thirdly, who would design it so that you have to come up with a cunning use for string to reassemble the whole bloody lot? The crunch came when I discovered after taking the whole lot apart that the bloody parts place had given me the wrong filter!

    Well, I put it all back to gether and then got on with the oil and oil filter; which I did fine.

    This weekend, same hassel but with the correct filter. Finnally job done! But if I ever meet the guy I will...

    What are my options to make sure I never have this fun again? Does an ABY or RS2 air box have this stupid design or did they shoot the guy and give the design to somebody who knew what they were doing?
  • Jamo
    Retired OG Mod
    • Mar 2004
    • 21750
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #2
    Replace it with an ABY or RS2 one mate.

    Should be a few knocking around for easy money.

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    • Corey
      Banned
      • Sep 2003
      • 2793
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #3
      Now try using the early S2 3B airbox with a GT2871 and RS2 exhaust manifold and 3" downpipe.
      Just had to do this because a customer wanted it to remain stock looking.
      Never had to use so much fibreglass for a small project
      Corey
      01636 822288

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      • ctolladay
        S2Forum Addict
        • Apr 2005
        • 292
        • Country: England

        #4
        Corey - You have my sympathy and respect.

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        • s2driveruk
          Super Moderator
          • Jul 2003
          • 12696
          • Country: England

          #5
          oh thanks for reminding me of that ...i have a revised samco maf to turbo hose to replace and a new filter to go in mine but haven't had the time or inclination to **** about with it. Was the reason i went to a cone as everything that side of the engine becomes a doddle but as the heatsoak was getting silly I went back to the box last summer. Might have to find an Rs2 version me thinks
          sigpic

          1992 3b S2 Coupe

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          • denniselbows
            S2Forum Maniac
            • Mar 2007
            • 740
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            i take it that it is a good idea to replace the 3b air box if you are putting on a gt7821 turbo and a rs2 em. can the aby or rs2 air box be used inplace and does the 3b maf fit in them ?
            never set your expectations to high that way you are never disapointed

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            • S2_Dave
              S2Forum Addict
              • Aug 2005
              • 456
              • Country: United Kingdom

              #7
              3B MAF fits fine with a RS2 air box.
              David

              '91 3B S2 Coupe

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              • kninio
                S2Forum Maniac
                • Aug 2004
                • 641
                • Home: Lebanon Current: United States

                #8
                Originally posted by ctolladay
                ... the designer of the early 3B air box I will, well, go to prison if they ever caught me. I have never seen such a stupid design in my life.

                It was that time of year, service time. Last weekend I bought all the bits and got cracking. Plugs and air filter were first. Plugs done in no time. Then came the fun. I have done this before but have erased it from my memory due to the physical and mental pain.

                Firstly, who in their right mind would secure the whole arrangement down with a bolt that you can hardly get to?

                Secondly, who would put a clip in a place where you have to slice up your hand to get to?

                Thirdly, who would design it so that you have to come up with a cunning use for string to reassemble the whole bloody lot? The crunch came when I discovered after taking the whole lot apart that the bloody parts place had given me the wrong filter!

                Well, I put it all back to gether and then got on with the oil and oil filter; which I did fine.

                This weekend, same hassel but with the correct filter. Finnally job done! But if I ever meet the guy I will...

                What are my options to make sure I never have this fun again? Does an ABY or RS2 air box have this stupid design or did they shoot the guy and give the design to somebody who knew what they were doing?

                Does an ABY or RS2 air box have this stupid design or did they shoot the guy and give the design to somebody who knew what they were doing?


                NO! , they didnt shoot him , he just went to make something nicer the multilink control arms for the audi a4 and make it fit with a special way that u have to loose the subframe every time u have to change one of it

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                • ctolladay
                  S2Forum Addict
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 292
                  • Country: England

                  #9
                  Keeping this approximately on topic: Who would you shoot for a stupid design of what part?

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                  • Jon441cc
                    S2Forum Fiend
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 2061
                    • Country: United Kingdom

                    #10
                    S2 Avant fuel filter location
                    sigpic

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                    • Greg_S
                      Administrator
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 12431
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #11
                      That little bit of pipe by the water manifold
                      Greg

                      S2Forum.com Administrator & Webmaster

                      '93 Coupe with a few tweeks

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                      • MidnightBlueS2
                        S2Forum Extremist
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1653
                        • Home: United States Current: Belgium

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jamo
                        Replace it with an ABY or RS2 one mate.

                        Should be a few knocking around for easy money.

                        Speaking of "knocking", your new "knockers" avatar is quite funny !

                        (Sorry to crash the thread )
                        Midnight Blue S2 - SOLD - 1993 S2 Avant

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                        • Floppy
                          S2Forum Enthusiast
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 126
                          • Country: Netherlands

                          #13
                          Big space between front and rear side interior panels. Compare it to newer audi's.

                          It seems people where shorter in the 90's, so also include the little space between your head and the roof. Not to even mention the back seats.

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