Will this make my car lighter, for track days

[audiman]

I need a carbon fibre/kevlar tailgate prop, weight saving and all that!!

[s2avant]

Us avant drivers will be able to use our lightweight aerospace aluminium zimmer frames to hold open the tail gate.

[Doug_RS2]

Originally posted by s2avant
Us avant drivers will be able to use our lightweight aerospace aluminium zimmer frames to hold open the tail gate.

[audiman]

Cheers for the advise Mark, I forgot about the helium idea. That would make for an interesting after race chat!!

[Lee]

First we had the Mark H intercooler mod. Will this be known as the Tom C mod?

[audiman]

Give it large for http://www.scoobynet.co.uk

Thank you for making my sunday evening go by so fast.

[gillm]

tryed it . nothing to be gained

[Alistair C]

I think you're all forgettin one important issue. Our cars are not 100% airtight. As such the helium would migrate too quickly to be advantageous.

I've been thinking about this and think I have a sloution. Balloons. Get in the car and get a 'friend' to stuff the interior of the car from floor to ceiling with said tinky-winky effigies. Of course to aid safety I'd recommend fitting a piece of drainpipe between each eye and the windscreen. This would also be of benefit if you were to be unfortunate enough to be involved in an accident. Pre-inflated airbags.....now whos thinking ahead?

[Lee]

Better be careful with them drainpipes in the event of an accident. They could have someones eyes out.

[porkkis]

I have to admit that this is the most stupidest idea I've seen on this forum. These would be best left to the scoobyguys, please.

I had to say this. No hard feelings.

[Dr H]

Porkkis

No offence taken mate as this entire post has been a great example of that great British pastime..............

Taking the ****

Unless I've misunderstood

[audiman]

Oh, and didn't we do it well!! Have some of that. LMAO.

Scooby nerds

[Sidspud]

Taking the ****

Damn! I've just ordered up 200 baloons and a bottle of helium!

Anyone having a party soon?

[martinjs]

make sure you take a dump prior to your track session tom(preferably on the roof of the nearest scooby)
save a few more pounds/kilos...lol

[Ski]

Yeah.. and queeze all ur spots, take a leave, breathe out, strip naked, shave ur hair (even pubic hair), cut your nails, starve for 3 days and u will weight a lot less!

U may also want to consider colonic irrigation.. supposed to make ur car go 0.0003 seconds faster on the 0 - 155mph.