New Totally Chuffed S2 Avant Owner

[bertman]

Just Wanted To Say A Big Hello To All Forum Members,have Taken The Plunge And Bought A Very Tasty 94 S2 Avant,awesome Car,taken Nearly A Year And A Half For The Right One To Come Along,travelled Long Way To Buy,but Worth The Journey.anY Advise To A New Owner?

[denniselbows]

hello and welcome

[topsparky]

Just Wanted To Say A Big Hello To All Forum Members,have Taken The Plunge And Bought A Very Tasty 94 S2 Avant,awesome Car,taken Nearly A Year And A Half For The Right One To Come Along,travelled Long Way To Buy,but Worth The Journey.anY Advise To A New Owner?

to the forum buddy
my advice would be to hide the credit cards
because more power is a very powerful drug

[SteveH]

Just Wanted To Say A Big Hello To All Forum Members,have Taken The Plunge And Bought A Very Tasty 94 S2 Avant,awesome Car,taken Nearly A Year And A Half For The Right One To Come Along,travelled Long Way To Buy,but Worth The Journey.anY Advise To A New Owner?

I'm sure you will have many hours of fun in the new slipper wagon.

A word of advice on you new purchase....burn your credit cards now before you get the tuning bug!

[bertman]

Will Remember That,might Give Cards To Dogs To Chew On For A While!

[HPmuirt]

to the asylum

Advise To A New Owner?

Loads....in no particular order....

- Search for the answer, before asking the question.... it will be here
- Sort the brakes out first by following the standard monoblock route...trust me, it works
- Search again using different key words...trust me, we all asked and the answer IS here
- Don't ask Fatty about his name
- Ask BRY the question 3 times - he is a Northerner and therefore dodgy by nature
- Trust everything that S2Avant says, unless you want US spec parts
- Be happy with the power for as long as possible...it'll save your marriage
- Accept that you should have bought a Coupe rather than a coffin carrier
- Don't park beside Fatty, your car will NEVER look as shiney as his, but at least you have original wheels
- Ignore what that HPmuirt character says, he just takes the p!$$ out of everyone

Oh, and one more....loose the capitals from the beginning of every word

Other than that....read, learn, ask dumb questions and ENJOY

Cheers n

Si

[bertman]

right then,
i've got the wrong type of S2
my typing skills are cr&p
I think i'll measure myself up for a staight jacket now!

[terrybullwon]

Good to have you aboard,

PMSL@ Si

HPmuirt- Accept that you should have bought a Coupe rather than a coffin carrier

[Mutley]

Hello My only advise make sure you know your surroundings i.e speed camera's, police cars, radar etc very tempting car for a heavy right foot.

[HPmuirt]

I think i'll measure myself up for a staight jacket now!

Good man, you'll fit right in once it's done up nice and tight

Cheers n

Si

[bertman]

thanks
good to be on board
I think?
anyway allways liked the "coffin carrier" model best

[Ross]

i've got the wrong type of S2

Oh no, you haven't... just been influenced by the wrong type of S2 owner

The 'slipper wagon' is the perfect understanted functional sports car

[aerobreaker]

coffin carrier ! its green not black rob, still enjoy I am missing it loads,

[bertman]

at last! a friendly avant owner comes to rescue my *****

[bertman]

hello mate,oops better correct the colour
and youre making me feel guilty about buying the car off you