A triumphant Battle to go down in housewife history

[pixsaudisex2]

Killing poor spiders you must leave the big ones they eat the little ones and its the little ones that can fit up your butt and lay eggs . its also the little ones that you eat while you are asleep .( proven fact you eat at least ten in your life while sleeping.) the big ones wake you up when they scurry across your face. i think spiders are really cute.

[europeanme]

poor 'ickle spider...what he(or she) ever do to anyone....

[europeanme]

[QUOTE=pixsaudisex2;336929]the big ones wake you up when they scurry across your face. QUOTE]

just going about their lives....

[Keeper of The Kitten]

If you just put your hand flat on the bath next to the spid, it's easy enough to coax it to scuttle onto your hand. Then it's just a case of walking down to the front door and flicking the little fella outside...

This just sounds like a plan being hatched to get Laura to the front door, starkers...

[Laurel]

This just sounds like a plan being hatched to get Laura to the front door, starkers...

Oh dear! Glad I didn't fall for that one! I could never let a spider scurry into my hand anyway, I'm far too ticklish for that!

[Laurel]

Killing poor spiders you must leave the big ones they eat the little ones and its the little ones that can fit up your butt and lay eggs . its also the little ones that you eat while you are asleep .( proven fact you eat at least ten in your life while sleeping.) the big ones wake you up when they scurry across your face. i think spiders are really cute.

Who do you think I am? Maybe I would have beileved such "facts" when I was in Nursery but now....well I read the real facts and know when someone is just telling me something that they "heard" from a drunk in a bar one day....

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/eating-spiders-while-asleep-myth.htm

Boo ya! No spiders are gonna get into me!

[hiltoa]

Bah - busted!

[bluequattro]

did you know spiders go deaf when you take their legs off?
i had a trained spider when i was a kid-
spider go left-he walked left
spider go right-he went right
spider go forwards-he went forwards
i pulled all his legs off and he went deaf!

[pixsaudisex2]

what about this for food for thought...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_3109000/3109536.stm

just incase you was sleeping ok.

[Tronika]

what about this for food for thought...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_3109000/3109536.stm

just incase you was sleeping ok.

Some top qualtiy journalism from Newsround there:

"The doc was especially freaked out because his examining equipment magnified the tiny money spider to the size of a tarantula."

Doc? Freaked out?

And a doctor who is scared of objects when enlarged by a magnifying glass? How does he cope with day to day examinations of people... what about x-rays... bones...freaky.

[pixsaudisex2]

just incase you thought it was a one of .

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky...00828510447559