today will be the first time I sleep with an old age pensioner

[220bhp]

Sandy,my wife is sixty today,and today will be the first time I have ever slept with an old age pensioner.Scary stuff,but on the plus side I am wonder what I can buy for my car with the pension money.

[UrS4boy]

Sandy,my wife is sixty today,and today will be the first time I have ever slept with an old age pensioner.Scary stuff,but on the plus side I am wonder what I can buy for my car with the pension money.

If she reads your post mate, you won't be sleeping with her for some time.

[coolhand]

[Acidburn]

Wish her all the best mate, I really need to come down see you all soon. hope all's well

[newsh]

Happy Birthday Mrs 220BHP!

[Christophski]

There is something wrong with this thread.... hahahaa. Considering I have a fair way to go before I get to this stage.... I hope anyway! Hehe

[A1QSHIP]

@ 220bhp,Happy B-day to your Mrs. Mine is older than that. We use her pension $ for vacations. Just remember, "Every day above ground is a good one".

[220bhp]

All her friends have sent her flowers, and I am very busy changeing all the names to mine, not stupid me

[Sonic]

Still sleeping with each other at 60... there is hope for the rest of us

[220bhp]

Still sleeping with each other at 60... there is hope for the rest of us

You young ones know nothing, all you need is lots of flowers and boxes of chocolates, after that,you just need to remember to buy the odd bunch for your wife.job done

[s2_bo]

You young ones know nothing, all you need is lots of flowers and boxes of chocolates, after that,you just need to remember to buy the odd bunch for your wife.job done

LOL!

[blues n 2s]

You young ones know nothing, all you need is lots of flowers and boxes of chocolates, after that,you just need to remember to buy the odd bunch for your wife.job done

Or change the names on pressies sent by friends

[BrianSmith_S2]

Sandy,my wife is sixty today,and today will be the first time I have ever slept with an old age pensioner.Scary stuff,but on the plus side I am wonder what I can buy for my car with the pension money.

You will be glad to hear she is no longer an old age pensioner....they have upped the age to 65

[LunarWolf]

Congratulations!
Just remember to use more lubricant than you think necessary..... We all know how these slightly older engines heat up when pushed hard!!! :O