The Dictator

[philj]

Anyone seen this? Cracked me up anyway. Got a conversation with a few mates going as to what you would do if you had a dictatorship?

I'd ban the 2 stroke engine indefinitely.

Ban all motorbikes, banishing them all to the isle of man.

Then I would bring back the Lotus Espirit as the peoples car, making all sorts of variants, everyone would have one, with modern engines. All other cars would need personal validation. Most would be banned, especially this nasty new bread of tiny but tall cars.

[sidrick]

Watched it last week and thought it was dire. Worse than Borat and I thought he'd moved on from such garbage.

Off the top of my head:

Lower fuel duty.
Make the obese pay for their own medical treatment for conditions caused by their weight.
Ban all cyclists, banishing them all to hell.
I'm very pro-imigration, but feel that a non-UK national who gains a criminal record while in the UK should be deported.
Massive benifit system restructuring.
Strike the release of Rocky V and Die Hard 4 from the record books.

[Ian Simmonds]

Audi 5 pot turbo 4WD owners immediately promoted to landed gentry.

[Ian Simmonds]

And

Financial aid for landed gentry with below 500 bhp 5 pot turbos....

[Ian Simmonds]

Then

Knighthoods for 5 pot turbo landed gentry with over 500bhp.... And a guaranteed peerage.

[Tango23]

Drug test for all those on the dole (UB40).
Imigration: nationality after 2 years civil/military service- let those who want to live in a safe land, protect those whom provide the opportunity for a better life!
Outlaw any APR rates above 9%- bankers needs to have a ceiling to their bonuses.
1 year compulsory trade apprenticeship for all school leaver- at least then they have something to fall back on in later life.
Up the legal drinking limit to 21 years.

Reading all that I feel like a right old-T#sser, just want more for my kids.

[newsh]

Ban all motorbikes, banishing them all to the isle of man.

My first job would be to assassinate you

[Rikki Kitto]

My first job would be to assassinate you

I'll get in the queue for that, bring back national service, make CBT compulsory for all car drivers (make them learn to ride on two wheels first)

[here2learn]

i thought 2 stroke production had ceased a very sad day, never has pollution smelled so sweet as ya tear up a farmers field, although a friend looking like casper after rupturing his splein should have changed this.

[philj]

My first job would be to assassinate you

Well you'd be in biker concentration camp on the isle of man, but that isn't too bad is it? Free to roam your own island.

[Rikki Kitto]

But we like dodging stupid car drivers that are trying their best to kill us

[gripper]

Delete sorry ! Re-reading that it did not sound right

[K Simmonds]

Owning a MK II Golf GTi should be mandatory, even if it's not your everyday car.