Best thread in the world?

[campbellWS]

Big thanks to James I on the classic Audi forum for posting this up, prepare to&

http://www.audiforums.com/forum/off-...e-wrong-80267/

[darkhorse1210]

I'm only up to page 3 and it's hilarious.....

[Pirvu Eugen]

excelent. 30 pages of pure comedy!!!
nice find!

[rynaqui]

I remember seeing this a while back, best bit of comedy I've ever read

[benntenn67]

... Maybe I've a totally different sense of humour but I got bored after page 4 & quit two pages later

[campbellWS]

Best quote

If this works can I port&polish my diffs?
I'd be more interested in a windscreen washer bottle port&polish!

[campbellWS]

... Maybe I've a totally different sense of humour but I got bored after page 4 & quit two pages later

Each to there own, rare that I break silence reading any forum, made me laugh aloud!

[Rikki Kitto]

Sure I am missing somat where is the funny bit?

[TimE-J]

saw that a while back. I also saw one about a bloke with an SUV that wanted to flush his engine while doing a service so dropped the oil, left the plug out, put a hosepipe in the top and then started the engine and let it run for awhile. Pure comedy!

[Rocco]

pistons ported/polished

[James I]

No need to thank me, i am on here now too, I am sure you will all e sick of me over the coming months as we are about to embark on a project, this involves a 1989 QC barn find, currently KV but soon to be ABY and track readied.

No sand will be used to polish my ports either.

[rynaqui]

No need to thank me, i am on here now too, I am sure you will all e sick of me over the coming months as we are about to embark on a project, this involves a 1989 QC barn find, currently KV but soon to be ABY and track readied.

No sand will be used to polish my ports either.

Good luck with the project and why not, sand gives you +50 hp

[James I]

Thanks rynaqui, but even I know sand only makes castles

[newsh]

I got bored half way through the first post

[mackenzie50]

Ditto...embarrassing really