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    Was out in sainsbury's tonight, bought some toothpaste it was colgate in a pump bottle. when i was looking at the till and the items being scanned i read colgate pump as coolant pump, oh dear i need help


    iain

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    Originally posted by iain1067 View Post
    Was out in sainsbury's tonight, bought some toothpaste it was colgate in a pump bottle. when i was looking at the till and the items being scanned i read colgate pump as coolant pump, oh dear i need help


    iain
    yes you do

    good spot though!!!

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    • #3
      hehe
      I am also a saddo , I was up at the school last week for a second year talk about options for my youngest . On the pamphlet handout it said S2 curriculam blah blah blah, I was so proud.
      My daughter didnt see the funny side of being an s2
      skint but fast

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      • #4
        But have you got two of them in your garage, one filled with copper slip the other filled with regular grease? ...now that’s proper sad, never mind the fact were talking about tooth paste dispensers
        91CQ20v - Gone to a new home
        93UR-S4 - The Magic Carpet
        94S2Bus - The Emerald Express

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        • #5
          oddly enough i do have toothpaste in the garage for cleaning the windscreen but it's not colgate!!!!!!

          Years ago now when i had my first car (fiat 131 mirafiori) i used to suffer from a greasy windscreen, went into a car accesory shop to ask if they sold anything to clean the grease off. the guy said yes they do but it's rubbish and told me to use cheap white toothpaste instead.

          Once made the mistake when using it in the dark of using the wrong side of a pan scourer (not the sponge side) and did a great job of scratching the windscreen.


          iain

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          • #6
            you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
            you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"
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            • #7
              Originally posted by T2Andy View Post
              you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
              you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"
              Dont forget the spare Andy

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              • #8
                Originally posted by T2Andy View Post
                you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
                you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"
                Please tell me you made that up?
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                1991 Audi S2 3B - 2.5 Stroker engine
                1997 A6 2.5TDi quattro avant - C4
                1976 RD250E / 350LC cafe racer

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                • #9
                  Well sought of it was the exhaust pipe
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                  • #10
                    Lmao
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                    • #11
                      Lovin it!
                      F I R E U P T H E Q U A T T R O

                      1996 S2 coupe aqua green sold
                      1990 MK2 Golf gti 16v oak green sold

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                      • #12
                        fs
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                        1992 3b S2 Coupe

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by T2Andy View Post
                          Well sought of it was the exhaust pipe
                          Well if you've just finished 'polishing your exhaust pipe' you'd be in no shape for anything else.
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                          2001 3.0 B6 A4 Avant Quattro Sport

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Smith_S2 View Post
                            Dont forget the spare Andy
                            class

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