You know your are a sad b****d

[iain1067]

Was out in sainsbury's tonight, bought some toothpaste it was colgate in a pump bottle. when i was looking at the till and the items being scanned i read colgate pump as coolant pump, oh dear i need help


iain

[Smith_S2]

Was out in sainsbury's tonight, bought some toothpaste it was colgate in a pump bottle. when i was looking at the till and the items being scanned i read colgate pump as coolant pump, oh dear i need help


iain

yes you do

good spot though!!!

[shadquattro]

hehe
I am also a saddo , I was up at the school last week for a second year talk about options for my youngest . On the pamphlet handout it said S2 curriculam blah blah blah, I was so proud.
My daughter didnt see the funny side of being an s2

[mcandmar]

But have you got two of them in your garage, one filled with copper slip the other filled with regular grease? ...now that’s proper sad, never mind the fact were talking about tooth paste dispensers

[iain1067]

oddly enough i do have toothpaste in the garage for cleaning the windscreen but it's not colgate!!!!!!

Years ago now when i had my first car (fiat 131 mirafiori) i used to suffer from a greasy windscreen, went into a car accesory shop to ask if they sold anything to clean the grease off. the guy said yes they do but it's rubbish and told me to use cheap white toothpaste instead.

Once made the mistake when using it in the dark of using the wrong side of a pan scourer (not the sponge side) and did a great job of scratching the windscreen.


iain

[T2Andy]

you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"

[Smith_S2]

you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"

Dont forget the spare Andy

[AndyP]

you know your sad when its midnight its -1 and your polishing your alloys and
you get a text off the missus "im waiting big boy" reply "one more wheel love"

Please tell me you made that up?

[T2Andy]

Well sought of it was the exhaust pipe

[S2central.net]

Lmao

[AquaS2]

Lovin it!

[s2driveruk]

fs

[Nj]

Well sought of it was the exhaust pipe

Well if you've just finished 'polishing your exhaust pipe' you'd be in no shape for anything else.

[Cullam3n]

Dont forget the spare Andy

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