Excuses to give for always working on the S2

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  • andyg plym
    S2Forum Freak
    • Nov 2006
    • 4646
    • Country: England

    #16
    guys, im running out of excuses now..........

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    • Error404
      Super Moderator
      • Mar 2007
      • 19789
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #17
      secretly break her car then fix it for her and she'll hve a whole lot more time for your tinkering
      Panthero Coupé quattro 20vt
      Indigo ABY coupé
      Imola B6 S4 Avant

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      • andyg plym
        S2Forum Freak
        • Nov 2006
        • 4646
        • Country: England

        #18
        Originally posted by Error404
        secretly break her car then fix it for her and she'll hve a whole lot more time for your tinkering
        yes good.....she drives an 09' ka. i suppose ford is an accranim for Fix.Or.Repair.Daily (FORD)

        tbh spent more time in the garage than mine recently

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        • Flat on my back
          S2Forum Fiend
          • Jan 2007
          • 2449
          • Country: United Kingdom

          #19
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          Originally posted by Error404
          secretly break her car then fix it for her and she'll hve a whole lot more time for your tinkering
          Wot...

          She does the breaking all by herself...ffs...the last one was the brakes are making a strange noise, that's cos there's no pad left.

          2 HOURS TODAY SPENT REPLACING THEM ON HER CAR as she swans around in mine...

          She gives me the keys back and says, when you press the throttle it goes doesn't it...when you turn the wheel it really does steer doesn't it...

          Bloody girl racer...but i do luv her, most of the time, when she's asleep...
          Carlos.

          On the look out for less bits for my s2 saloon project. Now supporting myself by shooting for my food. www.airgunforum.co.uk

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          • S2central.net
            Retired OG Mod
            • Jul 2003
            • 16590
            • Country: Northern Ireland

            #20
            Well would the other halves prefer us S2 DIY fixers to stink of car maintenance or the odorous remains of an alternative floozy ?

            I'm sure that annoying cnat Jay Leno said something similar by way of justification for his mahoosive car collection - like he knows one end of a spanner from his bell end. LOL. Moo tuch wine
            Paul Nugent
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            • Rocco
              S2Forum Zealot
              • Aug 2007
              • 6393
              • Country: Spain

              #21
              yeah +1

              my girlfriend says me always that i love my car much more than her

              they are only simple words from her but she has only a bit reason.

              you car your car your car,always buying new parts,testing the car going to anywhere with her inside "arg¡¡¡ are you crazy stupid¡¡¡" i dont want to die, only giving full thortle in a straight¡¡ not in curves since for example 30 to 130km/h
              RED Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VI TME nº 16 of 250
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              • pixsaudisex2
                S2Forum Possessed
                • Sep 2004
                • 3110

                #22
                Originally posted by andyg plym
                yes good.....she drives an 09' ka. i suppose ford is an accranim for Fix.Or.Repair.Daily (FORD)

                tbh spent more time in the garage than mine recently
                Tell here you have seen a new limited edition KA for sale its for music stars called the rap..
                can be seen advertised as the KARAP.


                Anyway back to thread what about saying wow took my car to Audi to have a bulb changed they wanted 50 pounds. im saving money everyday im outside.

                Or what about seeing them adverts to on the telly got any unwanted gold or silver send it free post.
                what it should say is if she has give the ungreatfull cow a slap..
                Sorry totaly of topic...

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                • Laurel
                  S2Forum Maniac
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 646
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #23
                  Originally posted by jameswkr
                  Sorry, but " girlfriend" is the key here...A little later in life your other half may be only too keen to have you out on the driveway at all hours !
                  True. True.

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                  • trackslag
                    Account Disabled
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 171
                    • Country: United Kingdom

                    #24
                    just give her £50 tell her to get hair done take hours and when she comes back tell her how much better it looks then the next time give her money to get nails done. Ends up costing but keeps them happy and then they stay off your case. works every time, thats what my bird id doing now getting 1mm cut of her hair which will look the same as it did before she when but she loves it!!

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