favourite car you've beat in your s2

[Knight Rider S4]

And those who race bikes and win, are clearly picking on the easy targets Give me a smooth, twisty road and I'd see off any car/bike on my RS250, with only a quarter of a litre engine it anhialates my S2 on acceleration!

That model of bike is scary fast !!..2 stroke insanity?

[raymor]

erm... 10 assorted Ferraris, a few Busa Caterfields thingies and a Busa powered Jedi single seater and a few others. All up the twisty mile that's Doune hillclimb last June... and the look on their faces was genuinely priceless

[bluequattro]

modded twin turbo supra, good bit of dual (duel!) carrigeway near me, he chatted at petrol station to me first
saying he liked to see old cars being used, asked normal bhp bull sh*t questions, i lied n said 136 bhp n a bodykit
should have seen his face when he tried beat me from the lights.
I let him catch up, then nailed it when he was off boost
he'd get back on boost n i d slow down, wait for him to do same, the nailed it again.
I got fed up after 3 or 4 times tho, picked on his mate in an evo instead
went back to petrol station n showed him under the bonnet
WOW! a 20 odd year old car can beat my high performance £10 000 tuned jap motor
course it can, says audi on the back

my old 1.9 carbed gt coupe took a few scalps- rs turbos, 16 valve astras, 205 gti s
i d fiddled with the car a bit n stripped it out

funniest was my first car
mark 1 vw passat estate
fitted with 2 litre 80 engine n bigger brakes/uprated suspension
beat 3 litre capri, scimitar, v6 mk 1 cortina and a rear engined reliant robin!

[Nero]

BMW E46 M3, while getting on the Dutch A15 highway. Nice twists, a lot of rain and Michelin Premacy under the S2!

It was with my Slipperwagon, now owned by Bram, who drives it like girl.

The lad in the M3 was nowhere, and gave me a big when he past me on the straight.

[Christophski]

My brother in his Mk1 caddy....

Ok it was empty, has no bed, solid coilies n a mk3 gti 2.0 16v lump on R1 carbs. He was convinced throughout the whole build it would whip my ****. Whenit was started i had a coupe then brought the s2 avant, chipped, the look on his face when i turned up n he still thought it would beat me.
1 month after the finishing the caddy, my boot full of Porsche wheels with tyres and a tool box and unleaded, not the vpower, and I still managed to whip his bum! His face was a picture in my rear view mirror but ever since then he is still convinced he can do it.... I keep offering a rematch and he hasnt taken me up on my kind offer. Especially when i tell him next time i will have optimax and an empty boot.

Other things that have brought a grim to my face are a white 54 reg M3 that was getting his whipping on the M4 out of the average speed section near Reading and a Porsche Carrera 4s that defo had me but the look on hios face when he only just had me was also quite entertaining. i like these kinds of races when they are surprised at how close I was to them.

[spink]

My favourite has to be when i was driving my mates S2(martinjs old 3b) when it was pretty much standard at the time,some bloke in a Boxster-S thought he could keep up with me on the corners(wet and greasy) needless to say he couldn't and he lost control of it and smashed it into a barrier and wrote the car off.Back of the car was about 12'' shorter afterwards.Incase you are wondering he walked away unscathed.

[Ross]

There's a 2.5 V6 Vectra round the corner lowered, blacked out windows, bodykit, bling rims etc that I secretly want to crush... is that a bad thing? I think because it's a very similar colour to my Avant and a neighbour there's an air of competition

Anyway I backed off as i went past it the other day, a few pops from the exhaust, and it set the alarm off. Made me laugh... A bit like a pre-match joust

[Ian Simmonds]

There's a 2.5 V6 Vectra round the corner lowered, blacked out windows, bodykit, bling rims etc that I secretly want to crush... is that a bad thing? I think because it's a very similar colour to my Avant and a neighbour there's an air of competition

Anyway I backed off as i went past it the other day, a few pops from the exhaust, and it set the alarm off. Made me laugh... A bit like a pre-match joust

LOL... There's a Toyota Celica type thingy, hairdresser/chav/knobster type huge spoilery type thing at the bottom of our road, just about the point where the RallyRep does that 'ca-poperedy, poperedy bang bang' bit on the overrun...

And it goes...

Whaaa-whaaa, whaaa-whaaa, every time...

[Acidburn]

Dint in the rear wheel arch because the mo*-/f*/-ucker threw his cell phone at me

Not very sportsmen like of him

My favourite has to be when i was driving my mates S2(martinjs old 3b) when it was pretty much standard at the time,some bloke in a Boxster-S thought he could keep up with me on the corners(wet and greasy) needless to say he couldn't and he lost control of it and smashed it into a barrier and wrote the car off.Back of the car was about 12'' shorter afterwards.Incase you are wondering he walked away unscathed.

bet you had a few in the 100

anyone done a cossie?

I followed an aston martin up to 155mph on the m25 but backed off as I was still on standard brakes

and a 1000 cc triumph about ten minutes later on the m4, I got bored sitting behind him at 140mph so overtook him

wonder what the new machine will be able to do any guesses spink

[gavs20v]

theres a cockerel lives in my cul de sac with a modded impreza who keeps nailing it as he drives past the house. We've got a littleun on the way in august so i had a bit of a career chat the other week informing him if he carried on doing it once our littleun arrived hed need to stick a toothbrush up his *** to brush his teeth. Hes stopped doing it for the time being but im counting down the days till i meet him on the road when im in the cab and kick his *** all the way down the road.
Petty i know.
When i had my old avant, quite a few of us were heading back up the dual carriageway to andy bowskills after stanford hall from the audifans club stand. We came off the dual carriageway onto the slip road and came to a roundabout with traffic lights going onto another bit of dual carriageway. I pulled up at the lights then a porker rag top of some description pulled up along side. Coffin dodger driving with a young blonde with massive titties that looked like her airbags had gone off sat in the passengers seat. He gave a cursery glance at the avant, smirked and looked straight ahead. The traffic stopped at the other lights stopped and i heard the engine note of the porker rise as he waited for our lights to go. I dropped the clutch at 4.5k soon as the lights went and left him for dead. As did the 4 or five other s2's of various descriptions that were sat right behind me....oh how i laughed. He really didnt look impressed. Again...petty but amused me lots
Gav

[s2driveruk]

my fav was some smarmy git in a boxster S.....he rolled up to the lights on the a30 nr Heathrow, looked over and then floored it as the lights turned. I waved as the boost kicked in in 2nd and that was that he didn't stop at the following roundabout, i guess he was keen to get home

[Bram]

BMW M3 from 2008. I had to do better then Nero, who only does racing against old cripple cars, which is too easy to do.

Was cruising 120 mkh on the highway, while a new M3 overtook me from the left with great speed. M3 had to break, because of some other car in the front was overtaking. I rode towards the M3 and positioned myself behind him. Once the M3 had a free path again to speed up WOT I sticked on his tail until 250 kmh. I did not have to floor the pedal, to follow him. He went to the other lane and I overtook him easily, but did not have time to look inside the M3 who it was as he directly stopped racing me. Had to concentrate doing 280 kmh

[Knight Rider S4]

This is going to sound bad ...but allot of audi owners that have a Sline badge on there cars think they own a " S " car so always looking to have a go on the old audi in front .....allot of disapointed sline owners

Toyota Starlet thing? with turbo...there is a few here were i live ...I have wasted most of them in the coupe ...I have had allot of fun with bikes

[Bram]

Btw. for some reason Posches do not want to race me. Maybe because they think the slipperwagon is not worth it from seeing it at first.....

Once I apply WOT they are already gone in the rear view mirror and think "what was that?!" I Truly like the surprise effect of my Avant!

[bernsaudi]

I love this, the thought of these fairly unassuming motors rocking the cradle of the plastic fantastic drivers out there cheers me up no end.