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Over taking a Porsche on the way home from mum and dad's and then absolutely destroying him with some advanced driving. ( in my Golf 16v! )
(Oh and destroying a chavvy Saxo up a hill after sat on my **** - also in the valver )
The Perfectionist
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Audi Class Concours winner Stoner Park 2014, ADI Concours D'Elegance Class Winner 2008, Runner up 2014. Winner, S2Forum Show'n'Shine Billing 2006 & 2008.
a crazy 6'6" black geezer standing by the side of the road with a scarf wrapped round his head, sporting a yellow mac from Tesco's 8-10 range, a carrier bag in one hand and violently waving a saucepan at passing traffic
a chef slipping straight on his bottom, with a whole tray of warm goose fat
What a f****** mess!!!
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Winding up one of the waiting staff that i had put berries through a dressing that i had given her to give to guy that was allergic to berries she fell for it as was just about having a heart attack thinking some guy was going to be breakdancing in the restaurant (chef thing)
Naughty naughty but nicey nicey Ive just been up the top of the garden to lock the kids bikes in the shed and on the walk back to the house glanced up to see my next door neighbour undressing (26 year old ok boat race... well fit bod) im no perv but i dragged my heels a bit all the same (ok im a perv i admit it... arent we all though )
S2 + RS2 yep ive had a few love em... Laser red S2 avant... Brilliant black lhd RS2... Polar silver RS2... RS blau RS2... CheeRS Al
Replacing one coilpack, one POS and one plug with new ones, and then finding cylinder four still doesn't want to tango. Even worse finding the parts I took out were all fine.
I had to laugh, otherwise I'd have torched the b****rd.
Jas..
2001 Avus Silver B5 RS4.
2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport-LE.
1995 S2 Coupe - sold (sniff)
Naughty naughty but nicey nicey Ive just been up the top of the garden to lock the kids bikes in the shed and on the walk back to the house glanced up to see my next door neighbour undressing (26 year old ok boat race... well fit bod) im no perv but i dragged my heels a bit all the same (ok im a perv i admit it... arent we all though )
My missus said she thought she say someone lurking around in the bushes looking shady
Replacing one coilpack, one POS and one plug with new ones, and then finding cylinder four still doesn't want to tango. Even worse finding the parts I took out were all fine.
I had to laugh, otherwise I'd have torched the b****rd.
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but nicey nicey 
Ive just been up the top of the garden to lock the kids bikes in the shed and on the walk back to the house glanced up to see my next door neighbour undressing (26 year old ok boat race... well fit bod) 
im no perv but i dragged my heels a bit all the same 
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& 2 bar! 
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