I've got many, but today, with the S2 and the border collie, on local roads, I had a blinder. We entered at a dual carriageway roundabout and was slightly rudely 'popped across the bows' by a modified 2010 golf gti... On the ensuing dual carriageway rise, the dog was firmly welded againt the rear screen, the bubbles and snot smear confirm the aggressive acceleration delivered. Next came the windy bends where said golfy seemed to suffer from classic 'lowered car, public highway' high speed skippy the wolfberg kangaroo complete with cocky the leggy stuff... Fun to watch, but rather irritatingly, still d1cking about slowing me and the now " well into IOM TT side car leaning " dawg in the back" down...
Well, to cut a long story short, we had a little out draggy post cornery run "at it" kind of thing where the S2's HUGE go**** at mid/high speed just wasn't going to be tamed by golfy... next excitement came shortly after at the next roundabout, where, Mr DHL Delivery was stationary.... And best way of describing it... Me, the dog and the shopping wasn't....
Im sure we've all been there, where the distance ahead is shrinking, rapidly, and you are calculating out peddle pressure against distance and its close, but working.... When... DHL selects reverse... On a dual carriageway roundabout... Well, ETA on DHL's rear index plate suddenly becomes imminent... Braking increases, dog assumes brace position against load liner and rear seats, with head staring at Mr DHL, shopping starts migrating south, and, in true S2 fashion, it just digs into the huge untapped arsenal as a car, and hauls up beautifully...
what is about S2's? They're 3 dimensional, Normal... fine.. Push hard, Hmmm, okay but not selling it... Over the top.. oh god, so much more to give... sublime....
Well, to cut a long story short, we had a little out draggy post cornery run "at it" kind of thing where the S2's HUGE go**** at mid/high speed just wasn't going to be tamed by golfy... next excitement came shortly after at the next roundabout, where, Mr DHL Delivery was stationary.... And best way of describing it... Me, the dog and the shopping wasn't....
Im sure we've all been there, where the distance ahead is shrinking, rapidly, and you are calculating out peddle pressure against distance and its close, but working.... When... DHL selects reverse... On a dual carriageway roundabout... Well, ETA on DHL's rear index plate suddenly becomes imminent... Braking increases, dog assumes brace position against load liner and rear seats, with head staring at Mr DHL, shopping starts migrating south, and, in true S2 fashion, it just digs into the huge untapped arsenal as a car, and hauls up beautifully...
what is about S2's? They're 3 dimensional, Normal... fine.. Push hard, Hmmm, okay but not selling it... Over the top.. oh god, so much more to give... sublime....




Dogs like going fast, I now know this.......it's fact!
) 1978, 911 3.3 Turbo, chap took the engine out on the drive, changed the clutch, did a full service, fitted an aftermarket k&N inlet manifold kit and put it all back together. Job done, he started her up and ran it up to temp to check for leaks... all good he says, take it out "for a spin
, I remembered the 1st commandment of 911 ownership (for the love of God, don't back off ! don't.. back.. off !...
) and I corrected the slide, at which point, it snaps back the other way... 2nd commandment says (keep your foot in and don't back off !...). Now at this stage the engine is screaming at 6,000 rpm in 1st... It slithered around left and then right until it finally went straight enough to attempt a change into second but the tyres continued to spin...
. only now I can back off... and take a breath......
, just disappeared up the road.
I told the mechanic.... he then says " yea, should have told you the new air intake will get the turbo spinning earlier and the tyres will be cold, so take it easy..
! " It would be a lie to say I was ever in control during the slide.....but it must have looked spectacular..
could easily have ended in disaster.
..... hairy car
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