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  • DJ-ROY
    S2Forum Maniac
    • Dec 2004
    • 710
    • Country: Netherlands

    #31
    I get this where i park

    Hey man nice Car :What is it??

    Its an Audi RSR .....

    Oh an RSR? ............

    Yep an RSR .......{lol}
    RS for ‘Rennsport’ - ‘Motorsport’ in German

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    • Jamo
      Retired OG Mod
      • Mar 2004
      • 21750
      • Country: United Kingdom

      #32
      I got asked today why do I have a nice family car when I don't have a family?

      They changed their tune once I smoked his Silvia

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      • ciaranthemurph
        S2Forum Maniac
        • Mar 2007
        • 696
        • Country: Scotland

        #33
        A taxi driver picking a friend and myself up to take us to the pub;

        'Is that your GSI (pointing to the 'S' plate Vectra on the driveway)?'

        'No, mine is the Audi in front.'

        'Oh well, you're not really bothered about what car you drive when you have a nice house, are you?'

        It was my mum's house.

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        • KaraK
          S2Forum Addict
          • Feb 2006
          • 328
          • Country: England

          #34
          Originally posted by JamesHarrold
          Slightly off subject....and not specifically about my S2, but my Dad was enquiring about having his 20v Quattro serviced at a certain Audi MAIN DEALER somewhere in East Anglia (mentioning no names!). Whilst describing the car to the guy on the phone he was certain that not all quattros were 4wd...........!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest
          I had a similar one the other month when getting the scooby MOT'd and the guy looked at it and asked "Is it 4WD?"


          I was once asked by a friend why I'd paid an extra 4 grand for my first scooby over a sport just for the word "turbo"
          Haynes Manual:As described in Chapter 7...

          Translation:That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox.

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          • Sonic
            Administrator
            • Jul 2006
            • 5514
            • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

            #35
            Originally posted by KaraK
            I was once asked by a friend why I'd paid an extra 4 grand for my first scooby over a sport just for the word "turbo"
            you scooby owners never learn, do you.
            S2Forum.com Administrator

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            • KaraK
              S2Forum Addict
              • Feb 2006
              • 328
              • Country: England

              #36
              Originally posted by Sonic
              you scooby owners never learn, do you.
              You can talk... I'm going to have to get you a t-shirt printed that reads

              "Once I've had <BLANK> done the S2 wont need anything more doing to it!"
              Haynes Manual:As described in Chapter 7...

              Translation:That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox.

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              • Acidburn
                S2Forum Obsessed
                • Jun 2007
                • 13459
                • Country: United Kingdom

                #37
                Just the general people asking me why i'm spending sooooooooo much on my car (and we're talking thousands here)

                most comments are just by people who have been following me and just not kept up unless there was traffic around or people laughing at the amount of tyre smoke when i've launched it.

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                • Sonic
                  Administrator
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5514
                  • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                  #38
                  Originally posted by KaraK
                  You can talk... I'm going to have to get you a t-shirt printed that reads

                  "Once I've had <BLANK> done the S2 wont need anything more doing to it!"
                  Notice how you've only posted negative comment about your car

                  Anyway, your posting that on the "S2 Forum"... its part and parcel of owning one!

                  One may even say that this economic crisis we are in is partly due to the fact that the s2 community has stopped buying so many upgrades for their cars
                  S2Forum.com Administrator

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                  • HPmuirt
                    S2Forum April Fool
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 3014
                    • Home: United Kingdom Current: England

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Jamo
                    I got asked today why do I have a nice family car when I don't have a family?
                    Careful matey, he could have been put upto that by your other half The hints start off quietly enough but they end up as subtle as a punch in the face with things like..... I WANT A BABY NOW MISTER !!!

                    You have been warned - by a man with a wife who is now only 3 weeks away from producing Alien 2

                    Tears n fears

                    Si
                    95 ABY S2 Coupe - Ragusa Green
                    Subtle mods here and there


                    2011 A5 3.0 TDi - Lava Grey
                    With every option available (except a towball)

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                    • Rusty
                      Super Moderator
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18953
                      • Country: United Kingdom

                      #40
                      I took a friend out the other week and had about a 3 mile drive to derestricted road. Went through the sign, WOT in 2nd & 3rd... Friend rather excitedly said "it's fast then!". Sweet
                      Cheers'en, AndyC
                      1994 ABY Coupe - Projekt Alpinweiss

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                      • vonbeck
                        S2Forum Fiend
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2455
                        • Country: England

                        #41
                        a few guys and gals at work asking why had i put porsche stickers on my newley painted red calipers at some lights near my house when a chavy saxo came along side driver saw brakes told his mates in car they all leaned over for a gaup and started laughing and pointing, after smoking them out waited at next lights opened window and just said ignorance is bliss
                        ABY Cricket Green Pearl Coupe, blk leather
                        THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH DOING NOTHING IS KNOWING WHEN YOUR FINISHED!!!

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                        • 2226
                          S2Forum Fanatic
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 52
                          • Country: South Africa

                          #42
                          Ja,

                          I was told once that I overdid fitting the aftermarket rear wing - "do you also serve drinks from it during outdoor parties?" - ouch

                          Or when they inquire about the engine and interrupt with "but isn't the 5 cylinder a volvo engine?"

                          A neighbors Mom told me her son has the "more sporty one" - it was an A3 1.8....

                          The best one was when I inquired about replacing the windscreen last year and the lady asked whether it was a 2006 or 2007 model.
                          sigpic
                          friggin quattro crazy

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                          • S-Express
                            S2Forum Extremist
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1133
                            • Home: United Kingdom Current: Wales

                            #43
                            Bah! and all I get is some Gypo's in a Hyab asking if they could take the old Audi away for scrap
                            sigpic

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                            • KaraK
                              S2Forum Addict
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 328
                              • Country: England

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Sonic
                              Notice how you've only posted negative comment about your car
                              well I don't like to brag

                              Originally posted by Sonic
                              Anyway, your posting that on the "S2 Forum"... its part and parcel of owning one!

                              One may even say that this economic crisis we are in is partly due to the fact that the s2 community has stopped buying so many upgrades for their cars
                              nope... its just cos you havent bought any cleaning products lately
                              Haynes Manual:As described in Chapter 7...

                              Translation:That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox.

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                              • Keeper of The Kitten
                                S2Forum Fiend
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 2317
                                • Country: England

                                #45
                                I mostly found that kids in the nearby town would say "nice car" (probably a combination of rumbling from the exhaust and the RS2 bits and OZ alloys, nothing to do with understanding what it is).

                                It also had the twin upswept DTM outlet which doubtless attracted the average "maxer" ...that's not coming back when Kitty returns to the road but I don't know what reaction the side outlet will get!

                                A lot of people who saw it would ask "is it a V6?" which I didn't mind because it gave me an excuse to explain and/or show them under the bonnet. A former colleague at work also loved the "wastegate the size of Devon".

                                On the whole I found most people appreciated the appearance, and a few people were given a demonstration of the performance ...had a thumbs up from a biker when we drove (within the speed limit of course) across country. I remember one bloke at work had an RX8 and thought his car was the fastest thing ever, constantly sneered at my old bucket ...I never really did tell him that even a Prodrive RX8 would have struggled to beat even a stock S2.

                                The other colleague I referred to had an RX7 twin turbo and the RX8 owner thought it was the only "beast" in the carpark ...which in many respects was kind of satisfying.

                                Oh and by the way Andy - I messaged you the other day but never did mention that the "bint" you saw wasn't the lass I know!
                                Martin Cutting

                                aka Keeper of "The Teutonic Kitten"

                                It's not better than sex, but it runs it a close second.

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