Took mum out for a nice ride to covent garden market, thought i wouldn;t risk a parking ticket best to park in a secure car park.
Yes sir leave your keys with us we will park it for you, company policy.
Came back two hours later to smashed in rear end and damaged front, NICE.
Call the cops, private car park sir no one hurt not really our problem.
We have a name and number of the woman who hit your car sir (thick Nigerian accent)
Starting to think if I am on face jacker at this point, if it wasn't so rediculous I would have kicked right off but that gets you nowhere.
Call the woman she comes back with a story about her car rolling into another which hit mine and pushed mine forward into the one in front, AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG.
The plot thickens, watch this space.
Fingers crossed for an insurance repair job.
Look's like the bootchanger is crushed too.
Definately deformed the boot floor by about 3".
Yes sir leave your keys with us we will park it for you, company policy.

Came back two hours later to smashed in rear end and damaged front, NICE.

Call the cops, private car park sir no one hurt not really our problem.

We have a name and number of the woman who hit your car sir (thick Nigerian accent)
Starting to think if I am on face jacker at this point, if it wasn't so rediculous I would have kicked right off but that gets you nowhere.

Call the woman she comes back with a story about her car rolling into another which hit mine and pushed mine forward into the one in front, AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG.

The plot thickens, watch this space.

Fingers crossed for an insurance repair job.
Look's like the bootchanger is crushed too.
Definately deformed the boot floor by about 3".


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