i called up ayr audi and asked them what they charge for servicing - they said that they did two services and the cheaper one was oil and filter service.
"what is included in that?" i asked.
"an oil change and new filter, sir"
"ok" i said "anything else?"
"a new oil filter and new oil, sir"
"okayyyyy..." i said . . "what price does that come in at?"
(*clears his throat*)
"erm, A HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS, sir"

"and what do i get for that?" i asked.
"an oil and filter change, sir" he said sheepishly
"new oil and a new filter? that's it?!" i enquired
"yes, sir"
and that was the cheaper of the two options!!
the more expensive service was £390 and included "oil AND air filter and spark plugs too, sir.."
i don't think that i'll be using audi servicing in my lifetime - who on earth would willingly volunteer to be extorted like this?!!
"what is included in that?" i asked.
"an oil change and new filter, sir"
"ok" i said "anything else?"
"a new oil filter and new oil, sir"
"okayyyyy..." i said . . "what price does that come in at?"
(*clears his throat*)
"erm, A HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS, sir"


"and what do i get for that?" i asked.

"an oil and filter change, sir" he said sheepishly
"new oil and a new filter? that's it?!" i enquired
"yes, sir"
and that was the cheaper of the two options!!
the more expensive service was £390 and included "oil AND air filter and spark plugs too, sir.."

i don't think that i'll be using audi servicing in my lifetime - who on earth would willingly volunteer to be extorted like this?!!


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