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  • newsh
    S2Forum Obsessed
    • Aug 2003
    • 16226
    • Country: United Kingdom

    #1

    I'm laughing now but..

    Had a mild panic earlier. Got dropped at Stanstead where I'd parked the avant in the long term carpark. Got to car and pressed the alarm remote button, nothing happens..
    Hmm the switch has been a bit dodgy so I fiddle with it a bit, nothing, open it up to check the battery is seated, nothing..
    Stick battery between tongue and wet top lip, faintest tingle, this is a tiny 12v so should give me a belt and a nasty taste! Oh crap, it's getting dark soon too, don't fancy trying to remove the alarm from the car here in the carpark at the airport! The RAC might be able to sort it out but they'll be ages and going home on a truck I won't get there till midnight.. Anyway I open the car with the key and try the fob as near to the dash as I can as the control unit is behind there somewhere, the alarm of course goes off but nobody takes any notice. The alarm stops but goes off if I move or open a door. I try the batteries from my torch, using my mini leatherman to connect direct to the fob circuit board but it's only 4.5v and/ or I dont get a good contact, or the remote is actually broken and wont work anyway???..
    Then I remember my toolbox left in the boot from the weekend before, there's some spare wire in there I'm sure. So there is and I manage to strip and twist a couple of bits of wire onto the remote PCB and connect direct to the car battery in the boot (the alarm still screaming away and nobody coming to see what's going on) The remote suddenly works and the alarm lets out loads of beeps, I manage to lock the car and then unlock it and to my relief the car starts on the key. 10 mins later I'm on the M11 laughing to myself, sometimes its a buzz to get yourself out of a bad situation.


    I'll let Dave tell us the moral to this situation..

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  • newsh
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    • Aug 2003
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    #2

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    • Majorcina
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      • Jun 2013
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      #3
      For me the intresting part is that no one come to see why alarm is honking.People just stop to care exept for them self's

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      • newsh
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        • Aug 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by Majorcina
        For me the intresting part is that no one come to see why alarm is honking.People just stop to care exept for them self's
        True! This is why I usually remove the alarms from my cars and bikes because they really only ever cause trouble. Of course if it went off outside my house I would be out there looking to find out why!

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        • jubjub
          S2Forum Extremist
          • Nov 2003
          • 1239
          • Country: England

          #5
          Top man points there

          Good work fella.

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          • Vorsprung durch Technik
            S2Forum Freak
            • Jun 2007
            • 4754
            • Country: United Kingdom

            #6
            Houdini rides again.

            Clever man you are!!
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            • UrS4boy
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              • Feb 2006
              • 11859
              • Country: Canada

              #7
              Originally posted by newsh
              I'll let Dave tell us the moral to this situation..
              Me? Or another Dave?

              Anyway, kudos for getting yourself out of a jam. Key point was always be prepared, i.e. carry tools and supplies unless you really like waiting in the dark and rain at the side of the road for the RAC rescue lorry to show up and flatbed you home. Your choice. Be prepared or suffer.

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              • mcandmar
                S2Forum Zealot
                • Apr 2004
                • 5118
                • Country: Ireland

                #8
                Nice bit of thinking there. Any reason you dont carry the key to disable the alarm? I do for exactly that reason, if it should ever act up i can just bypass it.
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                • newsh
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 16226
                  • Country: United Kingdom

                  #9
                  Yep, and replace the key fob battery before it dies [emoji6]

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                  • newsh
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                    • Aug 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mcandmar
                    Nice bit of thinking there. Any reason you dont carry the key to disable the alarm? I do for exactly that reason, if it should ever act up i can just bypass it.

                    Key to disable alarm. I have no idea how to do that

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                    • mcandmar
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                      • Apr 2004
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                      #11
                      e.g. Scorpion alarms usually have these little keys...

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                      • bertman
                        S2Forum Extremist
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 1173
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                        #12
                        Think you should change your username to Macgyver john!
                        Rob

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                        • SteveH
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4460
                          • Country: United Kingdom

                          #13
                          I recommend you read the book 'The Martian' by Andy Weir. I think it's being made into a movie soon and it's certainly in theme with this post.
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                          • adam g
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                            • Feb 2007
                            • 445
                            • Country: United Kingdom

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SteveH
                            I recommend you read the book 'The Martian' by Andy Weir. I think it's being made into a movie soon and it's certainly in theme with this post.
                            I'm half way through it - a cracking read and I can see the parallels to this tale. I'm sure newsh would engineer his way out of a simple "marooned on another planet" situation in no time.

                            Back to earth, im surprised the battery power didn't blow the pcb!

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                            • adam g
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 445
                              • Country: United Kingdom

                              #15
                              Until I just re-read the post and saw they are both 12v.

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