fridays joke

[WabTheKing]

wash room for the "modest man"

[A6 2,7Biturbo]

[BRY]

What do you call three sheep chained to lamp-post in Glossop?










A leisure centre

[WabTheKing]

What do you call three sheep chained to lamp-post in Glossop?


A leisure centre

correction that would be a gang bang

[AL80]

I was in bed with the wife the other night an i told her I've found this book that helps makes sex easier, she said, you don't want something to make it easier......

[WabTheKing]

??

[Dave cook]

Something to make it harder ?

[WabTheKing]

is she a bit like "throwing a sauasge down an ally way"?

[S2 Ant]

Pmsl!!!

[AL80]

Something to make it harder ?

Bingo!

I was worried that joke might go the same way as the fish and chip one

[rotoryboy]

Has someone been cut and pasting from thesefookinjokesarenotfunny.com??

[WabTheKing]

Idont****ingKnow.

[curlyks2]

I thought this was 'open topic' not 'pissed ramblings'

Click here for ****** ramblings - the home of Drunken Baxtards.
From the site...

"There's plenty of people getting their **** together and leading healthy lives these days. Someone has to be responsible for keeping alive the arts of drunkeness and debauchery. Some day in the future, little will be known of such ways except for archaeological 'finds' of odd writings from a certain newsgroup we all know and love. Let's make sure those that follow in the years to come look back at such behavior and say: "What the **** were these people up to?"

Not really work suitable.
Not exactly suitable for minors.
No connection to seller - or something like that
- honest.

Ck.

[merlin's S4]

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Sold his sole to Santa!

[curlyks2]

What about the kamikaze pilot who went back for a second try?

Ck.