The big experiment - amateur 3B shenanigans

[Nj]

this is good. We got a letter from the council to "attend an interview" regarding the lockups. So my missus went in today and just called me. Apparently some old bag phoned to complain that I was obviously running a business from my lockup, selling parts to all the people that were round that day. So the council woman said she'd investigate and told the missus today she was sorry to call her in but she had to. they had a chat. the missus confirmed that I was just moving parts from one car to another, as I'd already told her when I started to rent them. So the council lady rolled her eyes and said she'd take pleasure in telling the woman she's wrong.
The old hag also complained that "some people can't even get a lockup around here" to which the council lady said "I have several available. would you like one?" Of course the hag said no. I've spoken to a few people round there who have declared that I should keep quiet about having 2 lockups because other people can't get one. Load of fukin donkey 5hit.
Just wait until I get it running and start revving the fuk out of it in the garage right up to the point noise pollution laws say I have to stop. what's that? 8 or 9 o'clock?
rant over.
I'll be smiling like a motherfukker to every old lady round there in the hope that i'm winding up the right one.

[Al Wyn]

Love it

[Nj]

In fact when the car's going i'd like to organise an international S2 meet.
we can stop at my lockup for lunch, where i'll be selling food and soft drinks.

[ciaranthemurph]

Why should you keep quiet about having two lockups? Is there lockup envy in your area? Might someone come and steal it from you in the night, in a Robin Hood style 'Steal from the rich to give to the poor etc.'. I reckon that you should go and park your entire Audi fleet at the lockup this weekend and get as many other Audi owners to drop by. Wear a 'Del-boy' style fur coat, smoke plenty of cigars and have big bundles of money lying everywhere. If anyone asks, it's just a theme party, at 8am on a Sunday morning.

[dm80]

Lockup envy

Hey come to think of it - last time I was there an airbox and Lucozade changed hands. Not to mention a parcel shelf on Sunday at your gaff. No smoke without fire :mischeif:

[Nj]

haha. damn right mate. It's the old problem of common knowledge. everyone round there is fully aware that there are no luckups to be had. Nope, can't get one for love nor money. might have been a man in 1983 got one. Big fella he was. went by the name of Big Ron. Since then there are none to be found. Nope. none at all. everyone knows that.

Oh aye, what's this? some fukkin paddy with 2 lockups? Ya ****kin basserd ye! Think you're fukking special de ye big chap? eh? eh? Do you know how many people have been waiting for a lockup for the past 20 years? What? Ask the council? No, why would we do that? Own a car? No but I don't see how that's relevant. Several available? Ah yer ****. No, there aren't any lockups to be had round here. You've obviously had the only 2 available ya fukkin basserd ye.

Think i'll buy a couple more cars at the weekend and rent as many lockups as possible.

[Acidburn]

Lol I used to get this where I used to live but that could be because I owned 4 lockups all full up with cars and spares

[ciaranthemurph]

I might get one of them and not put anything in it or maybe just a set of wiper blades or something, that'd really annoy them and I don't even live in Glasgow.

[Nj]

I might get one of them and not put anything in it or maybe just a set of wiper blades or something, that'd really annoy them and I don't even live in Glasgow.

damn right. let's try to get the whole block full of... nothing.

Lol I used to get this where I used to live but that could be because I owned 4 lockups all full up with cars and spares

haha. well if there were noen for other people i'd kinda see their point but when there are free ones there it's just a case of miserable ****s.

Maybe i'll get a couple of signs made with "Fourcircle Car Spares" and put them on the lockup doors.

[Acidburn]

Nah get trotters independant traders and if anyone complains say you like the show and wanted the sign

You can't get done for that. Be sure tho when you work on your car that you check the horn works every ten minutes i've heard stories of them giving up randomly so be sure your works on both cars.

[Nj]

Be sure tho when you work on your car that you check the horn works every ten minutes i've heard stories of them giving up randomly so be sure your works on both cars.

That's true. heard that myself actually.
and the stereo. Quality speakers can become stiff if not given a regular pounding.
I might start fitting car audio again, using the lockups as a base. With a soundoff competition 1st saturday every month. 7am?

[Acidburn]

I heard the acoustics (spl) is better on bank holidays particuarly when its the dead of night or crack of dawn.

[Nj]

haha. good point sir.

This thought just in.... Old stereo on batteries and crazy frog on full volume, 3 am in the echoey stairwell of a block of flats. hmmmm.......

[Knight Rider S4]

this is good. We got a letter from the council to "attend an interview" regarding the lockups. So my missus went in today and just called me. Apparently some old bag phoned to complain that I was obviously running a business from my lockup, selling parts to all the people that were round that day. So the council woman said she'd investigate and told the missus today she was sorry to call her in but she had to. they had a chat. the missus confirmed that I was just moving parts from one car to another, as I'd already told her when I started to rent them. So the council lady rolled her eyes and said she'd take pleasure in telling the woman she's wrong.
The old hag also complained that "some people can't even get a lockup around here" to which the council lady said "I have several available. would you like one?" Of course the hag said no. I've spoken to a few people round there who have declared that I should keep quiet about having 2 lockups because other people can't get one. Load of fukin donkey 5hit.
Just wait until I get it running and start revving the fuk out of it in the garage right up to the point noise pollution laws say I have to stop. what's that? 8 or 9 o'clock?
rant over.
I'll be smiling like a motherfukker to every old lady round there in the hope that i'm winding up the right one.

I know which woman it is she was really stairing at me when i was giving your engine some pelvic thrust movements... ...think she wants me !!! (teeth out granny )


I think if you were wearing a orange sashe you would not have had any problemsss .take your flute down with you the next time.... lol

[mcandmar]

You know that means Garage Meet! Just think how fantastically annoyed the old bag will be at the sight of dozens of S2's being pulled apart