Does anyone know about these chaps?? AlltypeCars

[twenty valve]

when are the easy to understand adverts coming up again then

[CliveH]

yea, I'm looking forward to these.....always good chuckle value...

[paul.m]

yes I had to remove the old alarm system as it was playing up and flattening the battery. I discovered another alarm system which had been diconnected from the power but was still wired in, and a hands free kit which involved a second aerial which was drilled through the roof, so I had to take that out as well, which ended up taking most of the day.

The engine bay was so hanging, it was thick in oily sludge, I thought it would be worthwhile cleaning it so if anything went wrong I'd stand a chance of working on it more easily. how ironic

I dont see how i would have benefited by ringing alltypes as he doesn't seem to be a genuine registed motor trader and i didnt even get a receipt with the car. do you want to offer me my money back then? no? didnt think so

[quattro turbo 550bhp]

s2

yes I had to remove the old alarm system as it was playing up and flattening the battery. I discovered another alarm system which had been diconnected from the power but was still wired in, and a hands free kit which involved a second aerial which was drilled through the roof, so I had to take that out as well, which ended up taking most of the day.

The engine bay was so hanging, it was thick in oily sludge, I thought it would be worthwhile cleaning it so if anything went wrong I'd stand a chance of working on it more easily. how ironic

I dont see how i would have benefited by ringing alltypes as he doesn't seem to be a genuine registed motor trader and i didnt even get a receipt with the car. do you want to offer me my money back then? no? didnt think so

well it is abit late now as you have stripped & changed bits on it

[quattro turbo 550bhp]

s2

when are the easy to understand adverts coming up again then

soon

[dest]

its some ones who i no i dont go round advertising ppls address that i dont no who they are that is fraud etc

So that confirms that you ARE selling cars without giving your own genuine address.

Can I ask why you would not want to give your own?
My friend is a dealer and has stock valued at hundreds of thousands more than yours, and they are more than happy to give their address on autotrader.

Does your "friend" know you use his address?
Would they know what I was on about if I knocked on their door and asked about one that is for sale?

[twenty valve]

cant wait for the ads

[dest]

Edit: got confused lol yes, easy I know...

[paul.m]

well it is abit late now as you have stripped & changed bits on it

ok thats fair enough. what i can do is put the car back together with all the old bits i took off;

cracked head
blown head gasket
knackered turbo
faulty coilpacks
cracked n75 valve
leaking dv
faulty crank sensor
cracked and leaking after run pump
dead battery
faulty cd player
old alternator with snapped pivot lug
split throttle body hose

I think i have a couple of split vacuum pipes I can put back on too. I'll change the cam belt, water pump and tensoiner pulley back to the old ones.

If need be I can hack the wiring loom apart and put in a cheap sh1tty alarm system that doesn't work properly, with a load of crimp connectors and scotch locks too.

I'll trailor it back to winsor and you can give me four and a half thousand pounds back for it. Still no? why not? thats what i bought it with.

[Le S2 Audi]

ok thats fair enough. what i can do is put the car back together with all the old bits i took off;

cracked head
blown head gasket
knackered turbo
faulty coilpacks
cracked n75 valve
leaking dv
faulty crank sensor
cracked and leaking after run pump
dead battery
faulty cd player
old alternator with snapped pivot lug
split throttle body hose

I think i have a couple of split vacuum pipes I can put back on too. I'll change the cam belt, water pump and tensoiner pulley back to the old ones.

If need be I can hack the wiring loom apart and put in a cheap sh1tty alarm system that doesn't work properly, with a load of crimp connectors and scotch locks too.

I'll trailor it back to winsor and you can give me four and a half thousand pounds back for it. Still no? why not? thats what i bought it with.

PMSL...

[quattro turbo 550bhp]

s2

ok thats fair enough. what i can do is put the car back together with all the old bits i took off;

cracked head
blown head gasket
knackered turbo
faulty coilpacks
cracked n75 valve
leaking dv
faulty crank sensor
cracked and leaking after run pump
dead battery
faulty cd player
old alternator with snapped pivot lug
split throttle body hose

I think i have a couple of split vacuum pipes I can put back on too. I'll change the cam belt, water pump and tensoiner pulley back to the old ones.

If need be I can hack the wiring loom apart and put in a cheap sh1tty alarm system that doesn't work properly, with a load of crimp connectors and scotch locks too.

I'll trailor it back to winsor and you can give me four and a half thousand pounds back for it. Still no? why not? thats what i bought it with.

it doesnt work like that was it mixn oil n water when u bought it no was it smoking no was it miss firing no did it have a flat battery no did it have a cracked head no if it did it would have boiled over u prob thrashed the ***** outa it so dont even go there yeh you didnt even bother ringing me to ask or tell me nething so dont give it large on here couple of months after

[quattro turbo 550bhp]

address

So that confirms that you ARE selling cars without giving your own genuine address.

Can I ask why you would not want to give your own?
My friend is a dealer and has stock valued at hundreds of thousands more than yours, and they are more than happy to give their address on autotrader.

Does your "friend" know you use his address?
Would they know what I was on about if I knocked on their door and asked about one that is for sale?

what it got to do with ne one what address is on the invoice for my adverts bill i work on an appoinment bassis the cars are stord in various locations li9ke iv said b4 if im selling of a forcourt & selling mondeos vectras passats etc then theres no probs but when you got stuff like rs500,s that break to 20k in bits then you would be very causious your self neway wheres this thread going now im to dear my cars are rubbish my cars are not under one roof now my billing address you people wana get a life never known a forum with so many sick ppl on here

[Keeper of The Kitten]

to ask or tell me nething

Slightly OT but whenever I see "nething" I think it says "nothing" ...but it's sort of the opposite really ...and it's only one letter shorter than actually typing "anything", so hardly a great saving of time for a great increase in confusion?

[DJones]

Slightly OT but whenever I see "nething" I think it says "nothing" ...but it's sort of the opposite really ...and it's only one letter shorter than actually typing "anything", so hardly a great saving of time for a great increase in confusion?

I just thought it was **** spelling...

[CliveH]

I thought both!!

we really could do with subtitles in this thread though...