i went to the fish shop @ dinner and asked for a bag of chips
the lady said "50 or 75"
I SAID IF YOUR GONNA COUNT EM I'LL HAVE A FISH
the lady said "50 or 75"
I SAID IF YOUR GONNA COUNT EM I'LL HAVE A FISH
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think the 50/75 is a reference to penceMark
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your all as thick as custard.by the way i went to asda the other day and saw a loaf of bread with your name on it it saidthick cutOriginally posted by topsparkyi went to the fish shop @ dinner and asked for a bag of chips
the lady said "50 or 75"
I SAID IF YOUR GONNA COUNT EM I'LL HAVE A FISH 
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Mate i got it first time, it's about as funny as Les Dennis.Originally posted by topsparkyyour all as thick as custard.by the way i went to asda the other day and saw a loaf of bread with your name on it it saidthick cut
For all it's reference to 50 or 75 pence bag of chips but the guy ordering thinks shes going to count out the individual chips so says he'll have fish instead.Comment
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I thought this was 'open topic' not 'pissed ramblings'
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That Joke Was seriously Crap! in future please only post jokes that are actually funny and not some lame gabling about fish and ****!ng chips, OK!
And whats more don't have the cheek to have a go at us for not understanding your last century logic.... you MuppET!91 S2 coupé - RIP
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LOL the comments on this thread are great!
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Lol.....91 S2 coupé - RIP
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LOL Dan! Someone bought you a new box of crackers?Ant
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