S2 avant, emerald green.

[geneandbolly]

[Audi J]

That video is the most random thing I have seen this year - but strangely funny

[newsh]

+1 [emoji15]

[Vorsprung durch Technik]

Fallkonhoof ,what is your name traveller?, .. .. "John" .. .. .. .. .. .. Ive had a wee few drams so it's even more nuts, but we need more threads like this,drifting sideways ,sort of like if Carlsberg did threads! And youse get ....

[geneandbolly]

Typical Glaswegian humour, chaps!

[andy10v]

Are you a'right in the heid?!

I thought there was worldwide agreement about Craig's state of mind.......

[Vorsprung durch Technik]

I thought there was worldwide agreement about Craig's state of mind.......

It depends on his menstral state,he changes from one day to the next and he's forgotten 24hrs ago. A bit like a woman then.

[geneandbolly]

I resemble those remarks!!

[bunyoch]

Weel weel noo lassies whits aw the wild stramash aboot ? Its a weel kent fact --thet a frien o masell speird efter meetin Craig fur the furst time , thet he wis thinkin thet - -
" ther wis air gittin in ther sumwhere it shouldnae "
Noo masell widnae be castin any nasturshums aboot this as i wis jist thinkin thet - -
'he jist wisna wired quicht richt !'

NOO who wis mutterin aboot threed drift ?

Ur we noo afloat wi nae motor or sails an wurse nae 'Sea kings'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35316223

Aye - -
DOOMED jist lik the Ancient Mariner !

[John.]

[QUOTE=bunyoch;890278 " ther wis air gittin in ther sumwhere it shouldnae "[/QUOTE]

.........maybe straight oxygen!!

[bunyoch]

Naw naw nae oxygen John - - - mair lik Nitrous

[Audi J]

I was struggling to read the above until I pictured myself as this guy



Classic!

[John.]

Took a wee run up the Trossachs direction yesterday, weather not the best but good run none-the-less

[Audi J]

Looks good John, what power is this outputting? How does it compare to the VRS? Thanks.

[John.]

Looks good John, what power is this outputting? How does it compare to the VRS? Thanks.

Power, eh? aye standard I think..230?
Compared to VRS, it's a damn site cooler but the central locking works on the VRS.
.........and the VRS doesn't mark it's spot after it's been parked up.
And it uses twice as much fuel.
The VRS doesn't have a leaking heater matrix.
.......and for some strange reason the dog will jump over from the boot and sit on the back seat......but she doesn't do that in the Skoda??
There's more I'm sure.